thoughtmods ([personal profile] thoughtmods) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-03-07 11:17 pm

IMPORTANT NEW MOORE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BULLETIN



From the Desk of Principal Buddy Dinkerton;

It has been brought to the school board's attention the alarm many citizens felt by the involvement of students during the super-ed human attacks that occurred last month. At once point, the school itself was the scene of destruction. These events have led to vicious misunderstandings by the public, primarily related to our student body. Once such misconception has been that such violent displays on school property demonstrate that New Moore's students have no respect for public education. As your principal, I know this is decidedly UNTRUE.

I ask the students of this island to join me in denying this vicious rumor with a simple wardrobe adjustment; the implementation of school uniforms. A uniform allows students to display their status as the educated minors of New Moore with a sense of dignity and pride. It shows we will not stand idly by while some students act out, lofting one group of students over another. In light of recent events, it is only right to wear your status as a student for all to see, and to let your uniformed good behavior shine above any past misdeeds. The following pieces will strongly encouraged* starting Monday, March 11th for the following students-


    Junior and High School Students-
    The uniforms you will receive will include;

    - Dress shirt.
    - Blazer w/ embroidered school emblem.
    - Vest w/ embroidered school emblem.
    - Necktie.
    - Dress pants
    - Pleated plaid skirt
    - Socks pack (2 white, 2 black)
    - Loafers.
    The Junior and High School girl's uniform can be seen here. The Junior and High School boy's uniform can be seen here. All pieces of the above are required on a daily basis. Neckties are required. After school sessions will be held to assist students in the proper tying of neckties.


    Elementary Students-
      The uniforms you will receive will include;

      - Dress shirt.
      - Blazer w/ embroidered school emblem.
      - Beret w/ embroidered school emblem, Student ID.
      - Dress shorts (male students only)
      - Pleated skirt (female students only)
      - Socks pack (2 white, 2 black)
      - Loafers.
      The Elementary students uniform can be seen here. All pieces of the above are required on a daily basis. Berets are required.


    Community college students will not be required to wear uniforms. However, as an added bonus, any adults wishing to show solidarity with New Moore Public Schools may purchase uniform pieces to wear with pride as well! Let your support for our public schools ring from our sandy beaches to our assuredly dormant volcano! Proceeds from these uniforms sales will go towards repairs to the science wing.

    In line with your principal's desire to allow young people freedom of expression, some alterations** are allowed per Counselor Coulson's approval. Please respect the views of your teachers should they find your alterations inappropriate for school. Please also understand previous dress code offenses remain in effect- no hats (excluding school berets), no baring of the midriff or undergarments, shoes required, no blood stains, etc.

    Students are also responsible for keeping their uniforms in clean and pressed conditions. Shoes should be shined, shirts tucked in. This is less of a requirement*** as it is cultivation of your sense wellness and self worth. Some students may find the first step to a clean mind is a clean pair of trousers!

    The uniforms will be delivered to students' place of residence over the weekend. Sizes were taken upon your arrival in New Moore. From Monday, March 11th and forward, these uniforms will be highly recommended*!

    This is your helpful mentor, telling you as always- make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.

    ~*~Principal Buddy Dinkerton~*~


    * Uniforms are mandatory for all New Moore Elementary, Junior and High school students from March 11th, 2XXX forward. Uniforms are required at all times on school property.
    ** Alterations are not acceptable at this time.
    *** Uniforms are a requirement. Failure to adhere to school newly instated mandated dress code guidelines will result in disciplinary action. - New Moore Public School Board
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (Worst. Apology. Ever.)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-03-08 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
How does mandatory change of wardrobe fix any problems?
notvictorious: (If it was up to me)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-03-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. I'm the one who damaged school properly, why is everyone else getting in trouble for what Victorious did??
badnewsboy: ⎨ ғᴇʀʀʏ ⎬ (I'm riding up the heights)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-03-08 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
School was supposed to be out forever.
callbacks: (gtfo)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-03-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
dinkerton
i crafted some ill rhymes for you
how could you sell me out
how could you
notvictorious: (I cursed the day that I'd learned)

[personal profile] notvictorious 2013-03-08 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, that wasn't a thing..
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ (And you will go down on all fours)

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-03-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Now I must figure out how one ties a tie.
fuckincakewake: (two left feet i ahd no beat)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-03-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
did u just rhyme u with u
aw no
shit just got dire
badnewsboy: ⎨ ʜᴀɴs ⎬ ("When did you get so old?")

[personal profile] badnewsboy 2013-03-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Instead I wish to make a more creative suggestion.

callbacks: (represent)

[personal profile] callbacks 2013-03-08 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
that was just coincidence but now that weve set precedence
im opening a conference to discuss recent incidents
that make no sense especially since weve got no in-house represents
to fight for teenage interests in new moores so called governments
so let me put in my two cents with all my due belligerence
dave strider dont roll with no tea party but the harbors a metaphor
im outie
razorback: (oh bitch you didn't)

[personal profile] razorback 2013-03-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
What does "disciplinary action" entail?
hypertoxic: (ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ⇒ [annoyed])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-03-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pff. "Uniformed good 8ehavior." Has that ever actually existed?
Anyway, forget it. You could not pay me to wear that thing.
So fuck off!!!!!!!!
hypertoxic: (ᴏʜ,ᴏʜ ɴᴏ,ᴏʜ ɴᴏ ⇒ [flippant])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-03-08 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pro8a8ly detention.
Repeatedly.
razorback: (all geared up)

[personal profile] razorback 2013-03-08 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
And we're supposed to pick uniforms over detention?
hypertoxic: (pic#5247166)

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-03-08 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yes.
Dum8, right?
razorback: (awkward smile)

[personal profile] razorback 2013-03-08 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Joke's on them, they're the ones who'll have to deal with it.
hypertoxic: (ɪ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ free ⇒ [flippant])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-03-08 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. I guess that means I'll 8e seeing you in detention?
razorback: (oh bitch you didn't)

[personal profile] razorback 2013-03-08 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and I don't even have anything against the uniform. I just don't like being forced into stuff.
quarkylass: (what even | you don't like con air??)

[personal profile] quarkylass 2013-03-08 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
on second thought
i dont think i have any respect for public education

can i go to college????
the subjects are waaay better!
hypertoxic: (ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀ ⇒ [annoyed])

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-03-08 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you mean. I 8n't got time for this shit! If he thinks he can just 8oss us all around, he's got another thing coming.
tookthename: (peace)

[personal profile] tookthename 2013-03-08 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Just out of curiosity, does the dress code extend to gym class?

razorback: (LI'L BRO ;;)

[personal profile] razorback 2013-03-08 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The management here is pretty stupid, as far as I've seen.
gottagofast: chaicons@lj (pic#3791512)

[personal profile] gottagofast 2013-03-08 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally a justified reason to skip!!
fuckincakewake: (leader oh teh pack)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-03-09 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
sorry uniformity
me an davey gonna run train over u
maiditoutalive: (what do your elf eyes see)

[personal profile] maiditoutalive 2013-03-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
ill back this
but i want to know
how did she get those pants on

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