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[brotimaeus]

ya know what i miss?
fried food.
and i dont mean the shitty barely-passing-for-fried food were gettin here.
i mean the real grease-fried holy shit this could only be the lone star state gastronomic heaven/hell combo from back home.
fried butter.
chilli.
jalapeño corndog shrimps.
oh my holy christ you havent fuckin lived until youve tried texan food.
i mean that shit is amazing.
and the steak.
ive only found one place here to get a half decent steak its a motherfuckin travesty.
and i miss cornbread.
i dont reckon i ever ate enough cornbread.
if anyone can find me cornbread ill eat my hat.
except i wont eat my hat cause fuck that ill have cornbread.
aint no time for hat eating.
i might just be real fuckin grateful.

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[andsorcery]

How are you alive?

[geminated_man]

Fried butter? How in the fuck does that work?

[kantstoppfantstopp]

You're one of those people who eat fried candy bars and make popsicles out of pickle juice, aren't you?

[maiditoutalive]

ew

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[tookthename]

Now all I want is fair food. Have you tried fried cookie dough? It's the best.

I bet we could make some of this. We have kitchens and the ingredients can't be hard to find.

[freezespirited]

You can't just get one of those deep friers and do it yourself?

[interlhoper]

Jalapeno corndog shrimps???
Christ on a cracker count me in!

[thneed]

There really is a serious lack of cornbread. Maybe I can expand menus...