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D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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This place isn't really as technologically advanced as what you're probably used to working with.
But I imagine some of the other immigrants have already found ways around that.

D --> Oh no
D --> I must make this work
D --> Your body deserves perfe%ion
D --> If they do not have the parts I need, I shall simply have to construct them
D --> Do you have suggestions for where I might go or who I should speak to
D --> I would like to find out what I am working with as soon as possible

I'll send you a list.

[He does. It's a list of names of people from more technologically advanced worlds/times, with those who have shown an active interest in the field of robotics at the top.]

Any of those might give you a start. It hasn't been a focus of my intel gathering since I've been more interested in cloning abilities.

D --> That was never my STRONG suit
D --> One of the humans I was told was here was meant to do that for his session, have you spoken with him
D --> The blue one
D --> Oh, this is e%cellent, thank you
D --> Oh no, I feel so unmannerly
D --> I never inquired as to your name and identity
D --> Please forgive my rudeness

No big.
Exceptions can always be made for pony talk.
You can call me Hal.
And yeah, I've talked to John.
But that ecto shit is too fickle for my tastes.
Always only working if it facilitates some grander scheme beyond even my calculations.
There's some old fashioned but more reliable processes around for when I'm ready to get around to it.

D --> Those sorts of processes usually take a great deal of time, don't they
D --> And
D --> Er
D --> Buckets

I'm not looking for a troll shaped meat puppet.
Though I won't lie, it's crossed my mind.
But yeah, even with accelerated gestation it'll probably take a bit, and that's only after I get someone to work on it for me.
Unless I go for the magic route, but magic invariably comes with some illogical, morality based drawback I'd rather avoid.

D --> Do humans not use the same equipment
D --> This conversation is becoming a bit more lewd than I'm comfortable with

D --> But what do humans use

There's no buckets involved.
Well, not generally.
I'm not against creativity.
Would you like some visual references?

D --> That's so perverse
D --> That you have alien filial visual aids
D --> Utterly depraved
D --> Ok

Edited 2013-04-09 12:50 (UTC)

Yeah.
Fuckin obscene.
Enjoy.

[sends you several files of gay porn.

Dirk's porn that is. In his horrific art style.
It's ok you can still tell what's going on.
Most of it appears to be between a blond dude in pointy glasses and a dark haired green eyed fellow in square glasses...]

[That's ... no, wait, what IS that? Are they- ? In the- ?]

D --> Is he using that man as a bucket
D --> Oh my god
D --> Wait
D --> Those are your glasses
D --> Is that you

My progenitor.
He's also the artist.

D --> So he's wearing you
D --> While
D --> Oh my
D --> I really need more towels right this instant

Are things getting a little messy over there?
Maybe you could use... a bucket.

D --> Oh
D --> I
D --> That's FILTHY
D --> Please stop
D --> I don't know if I have a change of clothes here

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