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D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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[Equius would not be at all surprised to hear that about Karkat.]

I have been told I can be very unpleasant, and am overly obsessed with the hemocaste system. [solemnly] Though I have questioned some of my beliefs since my death.

Not really a point getting pumped about the blood junk here, right? I mean, there's like a handful of you dudes left, seems like a shitty thing to be basing stuff on when you're not exactly inundated with buds.

[ Shrug. Reaching the door to Robbin Baskins, pushes it open with a shoulder and bounds inside. ]

Anyway, I think the trolls here are pretty decent. They've only made me mad and cry liiiiike once, and they were pretty quick to apologize. So maybe they're not all lunatic despots.

[ Hops up to a seat at the counter, pats the seat next to her. ]

[Looking around, and then will take a seat next to her. He moves in an oddly careful manner - he hasn't had so much of a problem with constantly breaking things now he's been dead for awhile, but old habits are hard to break.] Well, no, only the Empress would be the despot, would couldn't all hold absolute power.

... but didn't you just say that trolls were all, ah, jerks?

[ Watching with a grin, as if waiting for him to bust something with those massive hands. Kinda fun to speculate what's gonna snap first- she's betting a spoon, easy. ]

I said "other" not "all"! Like, the trolls where I'm from were bad news. But the ones here aren't. They're just like people, there are good ones and shittier ones.

[ Beckons a server over- sadly this isn't a day her sweet lovely Rose petal is working. ]

Quick, you like vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?

[ This question is a matter of life and death, Equius! Answer fast! ]

That is because we are people. [corrects her, then freezes as she asks about flavors. Oh no! Is this an emergency? It sounds like an emergency!]

Vanilla? [That's the white flavor, right?]

[ Little face, that's a boring choice. But orders it anyway and a strawberry one for herself. ]

So you died? That sounds sucky. You don't even have the cool pjs to show for it.

Yes, the highblood executed me. [hand raises to his throat unconsciously, claws resting there briefly] But I no longer had my dream form to retreat to. So now I am just dead. It really hasn't been too bad, just a little lonely.

[He misses Nepeta a lot. And Aradia, who doesn't seem to want to have much to do with him. And even Gamzee - for all the dude murdered him, he was one of Equius's only friends before the game.]

Which highblood? There's kinda a couple.

[ Waitress comes back with their milkshakes, unceremoniously take a lip sip of her own. ]

Was it Meenah? The girl fishtroll one. She choked me out once, she's kinda murder happy.

[ Pushes the vanilla milkshake closer to Equius. ]

Here dude, you just drink outta the straw. Go nuts.

No, Gamzee Makara. [pauses, then takes the milkshake gingerly, peering at it - it surely does look like thick milk all right. Exciting!]

He did choke me to death, though, with my own bowstring. [Okay, just in case, is not going to hold onto the glass at all, just drink from the straw and-

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, god.

You'll just excuse him while he blisses out, won't you, and makes the most obscene happy groan and then accident cracks the whole counter where he's holding on to it.]

[ Okay, no time to react to how fucked up it is that you got choked out by a dude who's kinda been a joke to Roxy the whole time she's been here because- OH MY GOD.

Oh my god, he moaned and broke the table, that little shit. Well, not little exactly.

Scoots back away from Equius and the now crumbling counter, holding her milkshake protectively close to her chest. ]

Uh, so it's good, right?

[You are witnessing a troll who has never allowed himself refined sugar, as he's exposed to his favorite beverage in a sweetened form - it's milk, so it must be healthy, right? SO GOOD.]

Yes. This is- oh my gosh, it's the most delicious thing I have ever tasted. [He opens his eyes then and fixes her with a look of fervent gratitude over the tops of his shades - though doubtless it just looks creepy because of the luminous white ghost eyes.]

Thank you so much.

Edited 2013-04-14 06:17 (UTC)

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