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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

whoa di-stri is enough gay 4 a quota
i dunno the boy plays a pretty fair straight ball but maybe im not the sexpert
shit u guys really were hardasses about the labels in the past huh
good 2 kno

[callbacks]

uh no its more like
more than half the dudes i know are dating other dudes
probably because theyre almost all dating dudes i also know
so not just bro obviously
actually im mostly sure theyd all date girls too they just happen to be dating guys at the moment
which is just kind of statistically weird to me especially given how many kickass girls there are here

[fuckincakewake]

??? hmm i guess u just know more dudes than me
which is weird cuz i dated half of them
aw shit i didnt go on a date w one u think is gay rite
i mean thats fine im not picky but i dont wanna be that chick
ive seen enough movies to know in a world of eligible lady lovin bahchelors i am clearly predisposed for the manlovin ones
sad truth of life
that and hot dads yummmmm

[callbacks]

uh
i dont think so??
who have you dated

[fuckincakewake]

thats kinda a personal question
i bought a bunch @ the auction
and i keep fallin all over dudes lol
its my way
who do u know whos gay is a better question
maybe um a shorter answer 2

[callbacks]

well
ok wait you havent dated gamzee have you

[fuckincakewake]

uhhhhhhhh no
juggalos are the opposite of sexy 2 me
ill tell u when ur older

[callbacks]

cool just checking
did you ever actually go on a date with kaworu because tbh im not sure whats up with him

[fuckincakewake]

actually i heard he didnt like me as much now that i stopped drinkin
which is kinda shitty :/
but i havent really asked tbh
i dunno his deal either maybe thats 2 close 2 say lol
uh oncie isnt............ rite?

[callbacks]

oh yeah no the oncelers definitely into you and not dudes as far as i know
but kaworu actually said that??
jesus fuck
do i need to pop him upside the head

[fuckincakewake]

or i wasnt as interestin
who cares
i mean tbh thats kinsda true in a weird way??
so i aint even mad
cool ur strider jets
and aww yissss hetero oncie
u never can tell w a dude in a vest jsyk
tho i think hes actually into that shy gurl tho that lives across the hall
she tried to bribe me with baked goods once
bitch i already got a janey stepoff

[callbacks]

i dont think i know her
but isnt she with some other dude
the magic one
you know the guy that was offering silencer spells that time we all couldnt stop talking
i see them chatting a lot on the network

[fuckincakewake]

uhhhhh is she with sirius black
pretty sure no fyi
read a book nerd thats fuckin impossible

[callbacks]

what why
is he gay

[fuckincakewake]

okay no to be dirkelyn here but is sexuality really that rigid 4 u?
u just mentioned u know like a dozen dudes who date dudes AND ladies
why would i all of the sudden bust out its impossible 2 date this cooldude bc hes a gaymo
i wouldnt do dirk n his peeps like that
tho that is pretty true for him probably i mean not for lack of me tryin but wait ok gettin sidetracked
bc hes an amazin wizard and shes mousey mc mousketeerskort thats why

[callbacks]

well i dunno maybe he likes that
is he into anyone in the book

[fuckincakewake]

even if i knew that i couldnt fuckin tell u
itd mess with the space time continuum if he saw it
his whole future is decded bc some chick with a wizards fetch read it
no thank u
u wouldnt want that

[callbacks]

haha well i dunno i might
but yeah not everyones as down with the spoilers as i am
maybe ill read them since some free time opened up in my schedule

[fuckincakewake]

how r u gettin free time
i barely have time to do science anymore
did u quit the pizzaplace job
but we got all those sweet free slices
bt u and rosie and dates i was eatin 4 free
dont get cheap on me davey

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[alwaysimpure]

I don't think you can mess it up more.

[fuckincakewake]

dude
not
chancin it
plus i like barely remember ur books i was drunk as shiiit when i read em

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[alwaysimpure]

Excellent question!

video;

[callbacks]

Oh, hey. 'Sup?

this is all you get

[riseup]

 

look see its fine dude dont get your windsock in a twist

[callbacks]