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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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[fuckincakewake]

is that what he said?
like u told him and he said no thax
or are u just assumin per the usus
usual
how the fuck do u write out that abbrev

Re: private

[existechialism]

Neither.
As in, we dated for a few months and it didn't work out.
And I dunno, you could probably slang it up. "The uzze" or "yooze".

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[fuckincakewake]

oh
hey i gotta show u something
i learned it from our ectobbs
check it

[fuckincakewake]

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[fuckincakewake]

sorry
i shouldve noticed
this wasnt the norm distri caginess huh

Re: private

[existechialism]

It's not a big deal.
This shit happens, yo.
That's what being a teenager is all about.
Getting all flushed up with nowhere to go.

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[fuckincakewake]

still sucks tho

Re: private

[existechialism]

... Yeah.
I guess,
It kinda does.

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[fuckincakewake]

im not goin on any more dates
thats not fair 4 u
we wll be off the market 2gether

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[existechialism]

What?
No, Rox, that's fuckin' stupid. What kind of logic is that?
I already had my teenage fling and I blew it.
You've been waiting your whole life for this. You deserve it.

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[fuckincakewake]

waitin my whole life jeez
nope not gonna work

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[fuckincakewake]

besides why do u think u blew it
it couldve easily been english and his duncey charms

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[fuckincakewake]

actually thats prob exactly what it was
that goodlookin shit andhis perfect calves
ill break his fuckin nose

Re: private

[existechialism]

Rox, chill the hell out.
It wasn't Jake's fault.

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[fuckincakewake]

well it doent have to b urs either
sometimes u really like smebody and they like u but it just desnt
work
so its dumb of u to be like i fucke dup or whtever cuz thats not how it works

Re: private

[existechialism]

He didn't... like me. Like that.
I pushed him into it.
Or, I guess, parts of me pushed both of us into it.
It doesn't matter. Point is, Jake never felt that way about me.

Re: private

[existechialism]

Christ, listen to me.
I sound like an episode of Troll Dawson's Creek,

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[fuckincakewake]

i preferred troll charmed

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[fuckincakewake]

look ive know u litserally our entire lives
so u know im telin u the truth when i say this ok?

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[fuckincakewake]

ur not that goodlookin

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[fuckincakewake]

i mean ive been playin the field like CRAZY an ur actually pretty basic
still cute and all but like
i dunno man i guess i had some only guy in the world goggles on bc there r some HOTTIES on this isladn

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[fuckincakewake]

and ur still super smart but like
cmon
with us
well me withstandiing but like jake
and jane sharps too but kinda naive
but in the real world
howre ur grades goin bro
found out how to manipulate any of those lately

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[fuckincakewake]

speakin of manipulation preeeeetty sure theres a few dudes and ladiez beatin u w those skills
egghead 4 1
half the adults here 4 another
so wouldnt put u on the top tier there

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[fuckincakewake]

and dont get me STARTED on how we dont have a fuckin clue yet wtf HEART does
so u c
u get what im puttin down?

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[existechialism]

Uh.
I mean, I appreciate you dropping some truth on me, Rox.
I'm all about full disclosure and keeping it real.
But no, I don't?