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[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[ohmycod]

Bein' crazy and evil are pretty good excuses.

[hypertoxic]

[ .... heheheheheheheheh.

Ok. So sue her. She starts laughing. ]

[ohmycod]

WHAT'S SO GLUBBIN FUNNY?!

[ ANGRY GLUBS!!! ]

[hypertoxic]

[ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ]

You! This? Hahahaha, holy shit. You and Kaworu? Really??? Why him! He is objectively terrible.

[ohmycod]

HE IS! I know he is! That's, like, saying this coddamn sky is blue. No glubbin shit!

But sexy older me wanted to, like, pail every hot dude and chick that so much as walked into her line of sight. Everymoby was like just some toy I wanted to have and break. It was effed up! AND THEN HE MADE IT WORSE!

[callbacks]

Oh my god.

[ohmycod]

AAAH! Strider, GET OUT! NOW I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BUT YOUR ASS!

[hypertoxic]

Oh my god, Meenah. Why is that the first thing you think about when he comes up??

[ohmycod]

I didn't mean to! Before it was just a joke because EVERYONE ELSE thought about it! But older me actually thought about it and now I'm thinking about it! It's like I'm accidentally Troll Rick Rolling myself!

[callbacks]

Oh my god.

[ohmycod]

Look. If I give you a free cookie, will you just like. Forget...this? All of this?

[hypertoxic]

Stop thinking about Dave's ass. Look, I will even stoop to add: please.

[ohmycod]

I can't. It's like I've got a terrible song stuck in my head. Give me somefin else to think about!

[callbacks]

For the love of all that is sane and holy please make the entirety of everything that has happened in this post not have happened.

[ohmycod]

YOU'RE the one with the timey powers! You make it not happened!

[callbacks]

Time powers don't work like that!

[hypertoxic]

Why are YOU here?

[callbacks]

I just wanted a cookie.

[hypertoxic]

Dave.

Really?

[callbacks]

It was a post about a bakery!

[hypertoxic]

Wow.

Gross. I seriously do not want to know.

[ohmycod]

I don't want to suffer through this alone!

[hypertoxic]

You are not bringing me down with you!!

[ohmycod]

I ain't goin' down with this flaming, horribubble ship alone, Serket.

[hypertoxic]

Too bad, so sad. I'm bailing.