video & action;

[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[hypertoxic]

Dave.

Really?

[callbacks]

It was a post about a bakery!

[hypertoxic]

So you sat and listened to a discussion about gross crazy troll-human liasons??

1/2

[callbacks]

I kind of skimmed it.

[callbacks]

Do you know what your voice sounds like at three times playback speed?

[hypertoxic]

Why did you even--

Uh. No? Why would I care, Dave.

[callbacks]

[Plays her something that sounds like an extremely fussy chipmunk on speed.]

[ohmycod]

PFFF--AHAHA!

[hypertoxic]

Shut up!

[ohmycod]

Aww, c'mere, Serket. You sound like a tiny nutcreature!

[hypertoxic]

Fuck off!!

[ohmycod]

I ain't never heard you sound so cute. I'm gonna make it my tone for whenever you conchtact me so it's impossible for you to make me angry. I'll be all, "that's what she sounds like, that's too cute to frustrate me".

[callbacks]

Do you want it in a ringtone format?

[ohmycod]

Yes, yes, yes!

[audio file]

[callbacks]

alvriskaandthechippettes.wav

[ohmycod]

!!!
38D

[hypertoxic]

[ RRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ]

Goddamnit, Dave! I would ask what the hell is wrong with you, but I already know. Anyway, knock it off!

[callbacks]

Fine, consider everything knocked off. I got my cookie.

[hypertoxic]

Fuck you. If you give her that recording as a ringtone I will sabotage your stupid cookie in the worst possible way.

[callbacks]

Is nothing sacred to you?

[hypertoxic]

No!

And that won't even be the worst thing I do!

[callbacks]

That's not a euphemism for anything.

[hypertoxic]

[ ....................... ]

Wow. I never would have realized unless you told me. Whew! Sure am glad you're around to explain the total lack of euphemisms in this otherwise completely great conversation.

[callbacks]

Welc.

[hypertoxic]

I hope you choke on your baked goods.