happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[thneed]

I guess so. Things are kind of backwards here...
It's like they're trying to avoid copyright laws.

[ihateyouetc]

VERY INTERESTING.
OK, NOW WHAT ABOUT THIS: ><>  ><>

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO THEY DON'T WANT ANYONE TO COME AFTER THEM, I GET IT
BUT SOME THINGS ARE JUST SHAMEFUL.
THERE'S THIS GAME CALLED MORTAR COMBEE AND IT HAS THIS MESSED UP "SEQUAL" CALLED MORDRED CROPTY THE THIRD.
WHO IS MORDRED CROPTY THE THIRD AND WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO WITH THE SECOND GAME?
AND WHY DOES THE NAME CHANGE CONSTANTLY? IS IT MORTAR COMBEE OR IS IT MORDOR CROMBIE?
IS IT MORTAL KOLLUMN? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS BECAUSE EVEN THE TITLE SCREENS GET IT WRONG.
IT'D BE ONE THING IF IT WAS SOME BOOTLEG VERSION
BUT THEY ACTUALLY SELL THIS AND EXPECT YOU TO PAY FOR IT.

[thneed]

Two fish?
What's next? Red fish? Blue fish?

[thneed]

...I have no idea. I don't exactly play games.

[ihateyouetc]

WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT? WHY WOULD THERE BE A RED FISH AND A BLUE FISH?
ALRIGHT, I FEEL LIKE I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THE MATTER IS SETTLED!
YOU HAVE A FISH PROBLEM.
NEXT YOU'LL BE TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT BLACK FISH.

[ihateyouetc]

AND SERIOUSLY?
WHAT DO YOU DO AS A HOBBY.
LIKE OTHER THAN RUN A BUSINESS.

[thneed]

Black fish comes next. Then blue fish. Old fish new fish...
It's not a fish problem! It's a rhyming thing. Everybody starts with fish. What? You never rhymed fish before?

[thneed]

I make music and cook? ...And knit. -Or I guess that counts as business?

There's a lot of hobbies. I have tons.

[ihateyouetc]

RHYMING WITH FISH IS JUST POINTLESS. WHAT WOULD THAT TEACH US? THAT FISH ARE DIFFERENT COLORS? HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP.
HONESTLY IF I THINK ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF HOW TROLLS GROW UP I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW WE LEARN HOW TO TALK.
I KNOW SOME TROLLS ARE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEIR LUSII BUT FOR THE MOST PART IT'S NOT LIKE MOST OF THEM USE WORDS TO COMMUNICATE.
MY LUSUS AND I JUST SHRIEKED AT EACH OTHER A LOT EXCEPT HIS SOUNDED WAY MORE INTIMIDATING THAN MINE.

[ihateyouetc]

MAKING MUSIC, COOKING, AND KNITTING COUNT BUT YEAH, YOU RELATE THEM TO YOUR BUSINESS.
WHAT OTHER HOBBIES.

[thneed]

It just helps! Fish are helpful.
How do you not know how you learned how to talk?

[thneed]

Other hobbies...

Inven-- No, that's business.

[thneed]

Buildi-- Wait no-

[thneed]

TREES ARE...

Business.


Hold on.

[thneed]

I have so many hobbies that don't involve business. Really!

[thneed]

They're just...uh....






UMMMMM.

[thneed]

OH OH I GOT ONE.

/end.

[thneed]

Talking to you has absolutely nothing to do with business.

WHY IS THE ONCE-LER SO CUTE IT'S SICK.

[ihateyouetc]

I DON'T KNOW, OK???
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT *YOU* WERE LIKE WHEN YOU WERE A TINY HELPLESS HUMAN WIGGLER
CRAWLING ALL OVER EVERYTHING AND TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF BY STICKING METAL APPARATUSES INTO ELECTRICAL OUTLETS??????
I JUST DON'T REMEMBER THE SPECIFICS.
I KNOW MY LUSUS HELPED BUT WHEN I THINK BACK THAT FAR ALL I REMEMBER IS I ALWAYS KNEW WHAT HE WANTED ME TO DO EVEN IF HE SOMETIMES STAMPED HIS LOWER LIMBS AND ATTACKED ME OUT OF FRUSTRATION.

NO FUCK TITLES.

[ihateyouetc]

OK I'LL GIVE YOU THAT TALKING TO ME HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS.
AND I'LL ALSO GIVE YOU THAT THE WHOLE THING WITH THE FISH DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT'S RELATED TO BUSINESS EITHER
SO MAYBE FISH ARE YOUR HOBBY?

[thneed]

Maybe he psychically taught you.

Re: NO FUCK TITLES.

[thneed]

Fish are definitely not business. I'm not really sure my hobby is fish... I just kind of rhyme fish. Is rhyming a hobby? That's more a fun formal speech thing.

Fish isn't a hobby. Snails might be. 'Cause I collect their shells... Oh that's two. See? Hobbies.

[ihateyouetc]

HEY, THIS IS KIND OF A BREAK FROM EVERYTHING ELSE WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT
EXCEPT NOT IN THE CASE WHERE IT'S ABOUT FISH AGAIN
BUT DO THE FISH HAVE NAMES.

[thneed]

Uh. Norval does?

If the rest of them do, I didn't learn them. I just kinda addressed them as 'fish.' They probably don't. I tried to give them names once but they never answered to them like the barbaloots or swans would.