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thoughtformed2013-07-11 11:00 pm
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[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]
Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.
[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]
If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -
[Volume back to normal.]
Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.
Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.
Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.
[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]
If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -
[Volume back to normal.]
Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.
Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.
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I'm not judging.
There's a bit of a cash flow problem at the moment. If this was Lantau Island, I'd be fine.
Your girlfriend's a hard bargainer. Ten thousand for ten minutes with an option to renew.
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Although if you were, I'd be even more impressed with Pym.
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Got any schematics?
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This is a lot closer to Genosha, actually.
She's not my girlfriend and no! No renewal! I don't wanna do this period let alone ever again.
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No, wait, I'll actually be honest; I'm usually in the bar during Hank Pym's presentations.
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