[Audio]

[sincenewyork]

[The first sound is of someone clearing his throat -- and it comes from every smartphone on the island as they all switch on.]

Mass broadcast function, okay, here goes. Good phone design, by the way, very intuitive. Especially the overrides.

[The volume scales up for a moment, until it echoes off building faces.]

If I could have everybody's attention for just a minute -

[Volume back to normal.]

Why is there a big building in the middle of town with my name on it? Usually I sign papers for those. Maybe draw up plans... the point is, I should have heard about it, and I didn't. Where am I now, Hong Kong? This looks like Lantau Island. Lantau Island? Everybody from Lantau Island, hands in the air.

Okay, now put your hands down and let me know where I am. I can't see you, I'm broadcasting.

Comments

[notvictorious]

And I'm paying for it myself.

[sincenewyork]

What about Spring Break?

[notvictorious]

Right, the island with no means of escaping has some really amazing Spring Break locations.

[sincenewyork]

I could build a resort.

[notvictorious]

If you can afford a resort, you could pay me a lot more.

[sincenewyork]

I'm having a cash flow issue at the moment. It'll sort itself out.