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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

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WHAT IS HAPPENING

[thneed]

Uhhhhh. When...
Later.

IM NOT SURE IM SORRY

[fuckincakewake]

but every second u waste is a sec pizza could be being sold!!!!!

ROXY WHY THIS

[thneed]

Then I guess.
Not later?

[alwaysimpure]

...do you need help?

[fuckincakewake]

the wizzard does measurements now?

[alwaysimpure]

Don't get your hopes up, love, I can get them done without any touching or Once-ler exploding.

[fuckincakewake]

then whats the point?

[alwaysimpure]

Protecting his virtue, obviously.

I'm very noble, see.

[thneed]

I don't think we should do this because Sirius is getting ideas.

[alwaysimpure]

I am not getting any ideas! I'm keeping everyone else from getting them!

[thneed]

I didn't have any ideas!

[fuckincakewake]

BETTER QUESTION
WHY ISNT ANYONE GETTIN IDEAS

[alwaysimpure]

Because we are very innocent boys, darling.

[thneed]

'We'?

[alwaysimpure]

Shh, she doesn't need to know about your dirty bad boy ways.

[alwaysimpure]

YET.

[thneed]

[ fgihtrightrhgtrig ]

This has nothing to do with pizza.

[alwaysimpure]

Make up a jingle and let me deal with the bikini?

[SELFLESS SACRIFICE.]

[thneed]

How would you be helping? We don't need anymore people trying to put bikinis on.

[alwaysimpure]

With measuring. I don't think I'm in bikini shape.

[thneed]

Why would you need help measuring? I can measure fine and- Hey. Wait is this you trying to see her in a bikini?

[alwaysimpure]

No, this is me trying to not have you touch her in a bikini!

[Obviously.]

[thneed]

Why would I touch her in a bikini? Measuring, Sirius. Stop that.

[alwaysimpure]

And how would you do that without touching?

Magically, perchance?

[thneed]

You measure her in not a bikini.. Like with a shirt on.