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[squidissension]

it wwas laughably easy to comandeer a vvessel on this island

creatures here are delightfully susceptible to evven the most basic aharpoon wwhich ivve found becomes tedious after a wwhile

vvery little challenge in it not to mention the sheer lack a divversity betwween each creature seadwwellin or not

findin it harder howwevver to maintain a course awway from this wwretched landbase

roughly four nautical miles out theres an impenetrable barrier

it wwould appear repeated attempts to impregnate such a fortification results in death

not as if that wwasnt wwhat wwould awwait such a pathetic excuse for a creww ivve managed to "employ"

amazin wwhat one can do wwhen inhabitants are so unaccustomed to threats

the lack a passage beyond this island is no urgent matter

due to the docile nature a its inhabitants i see no reason wwhy i shouldnt take the landmass for my owwn and deduce an appropriate manner areachin the rest a the sea from there

i could use a fair feww neww slavves after all

Comments

[ihateyouetc]

i'm sorry.
i really don't know where he is.

[reanimated]

BZZT WRONG, you're him, you're just typing like you aren't mentally deficient for once. Stop taking the piss.

i think he's feelin9 second-hand em6arrassment for you

[ihateyouetc]

this is somewhat awkward
6ut i don't mind if you call me 6y his name if you wish

[reanimated]

Holy fuck that's even weirder. I don't want to call you anything!

[ihateyouetc]

then you don't have to.

[reanimated]

STOP BEING SO FUCKING POLITE what the hell is going on

[ihateyouetc]

you want me to 6e rude?

[notvictorious]

No.

[ihateyouetc]

he's very stran9e
6ut i don't think i could 6e rude to anyone who doesn't deserve it.

[notvictorious]

That's big of you.

[ihateyouetc]

not at all
most who act mean can 6e coaxed otherwise with patience
it may take years
6ut i don't 6elieve any of us are 6ad
we're all doin9 the 6est we can
the pro6lem is we refuse to understand
and our pride 9ets in the way of cooperation
some of us would rather die for a title
than we would live in cooperation.
it's pitia6le.

[notvictorious]

Huh.

[ihateyouetc]

is that weird?

[notvictorious]

No, it's just really deep for a kid.

[ihateyouetc]

you won't 6elieve me when i tell you i'm not that youn9
6ut i felt the same 6ack then
so i will say instead that i was 6lessed with a wonderful custodian
if she hadn't 6een with me, i never would have lived even if i was a6le to exist without her.

[reanimated]

YES! No! I don't know, just be normal!

[notvictorious]

Do we have to fight? There's a lot going on.

[ihateyouetc]

are you used to people 6ein9 rude to you?

[reanimated]

It comes with the territory, you little freak!

[notvictorious]

¡calla! Shut up, I don't want to listen to this right now.

[reanimated]

What? He's the one acting proper weird.

[notvictorious]

I don't care, I really don't.