Alphaverse Dave AKA Dirk's Bro (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
upstartcrow) wrote in thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
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Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
no subject
how are u protecting them if that dude is like oh they are revoltuionaries
why dont i go cull them
cuase spoiler in 400 years dirk and i arent makign fucking psa posts about the danger we could be in
we are hiding like barkbeasts
and fucking hoping nobody ever finds us bc we will motherfucking lose and take down a lot of innocnet carapce w us to a firery fucking grave
idiot