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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

Comments

[riseup]

what the fuck???
cool, so you listen about as well as the real dave does.
this is the opposite of what i just said!

[upstartcrow]

I already promised not to go after Her Infant Condescension
But if there are people that arent too jacked up on Faygo and miracles to listen to me here then Ive got a duty to warn them
Have you ever even seen an adult troll

AUGHHHHHHHH DAVE

[riseup]

it's not your duty to do anything because you just got here and if there ARE adult trolls then you just put a big target on your back!
holy shit, you grow up to be so stupid.

[riseup]

how about nobody kills anybody?
can we try that for once?
or is that too boring.

[squidissension]

wwhat an swweetly devvised yet ill-conceived notion ahelpin the populace escape unharmed from something nigh inevvitable

[ihateyouetc]

This was unwise.
However many trolls there may or may not 6e, drawin9 attention to yourself in this fashion does nothin9 6ut endan9er not only you 6ut those you personally wish to protect.

[fuckincakewake]

omg wtf
didnt u ever do anytihn on the dl 400 years ago
fuck fuck fukcc
what is the matter with u?!?!

AUGHHHHHHHH TROLLS

[riseup]

OH GOD DAMMIT

[upstartcrow]

As if I wasnt born with a target on my back
Besides they cant cull what they cant catch
This isnt how I normally do things but Ben and Donald dont seem to be here and I dont really have time to make a shitty allegorical movie anyway
At least this way I know who and where they are

[upstartcrow]

Its starting to reek of home already

[riseup]

i am going to scream and scream and never stop screaming.

[upstartcrow]

Nice color

[ihateyouetc]

Color is irrelevant.
Do you intend to draw those who would kill you to yourself all at once?

[upstartcrow]

I could give you a list but I think I left it in my other pants
Also the situations kind of different back home
We always knew where she was
And Ive got people to protect here and hell if Im going to wait quietly for the seadweller jackass to get his land legs

[reanimated]

Oh good, glad to see genocidal aliens and rampant fucking stupidity never goes out of style. You're fucked, mate.

[upstartcrow]

At least then Id know where they were

[fuckincakewake]

how is telign them ur onto them protecting us u incorrigible motherfucking douchenozzle
how are u protecting them if that dude is like oh they are revoltuionaries
why dont i go cull them
cuase spoiler in 400 years dirk and i arent makign fucking psa posts about the danger we could be in
we are hiding like barkbeasts
and fucking hoping nobody ever finds us bc we will motherfucking lose and take down a lot of innocnet carapce w us to a firery fucking grave
idiot

[fuckincakewake]

u cant play wizards w us anymore

[upstartcrow]

Sorry

[fuckincakewake]

fuck off a cliff
i thougth having u around would mean we were safe for onec
guess fucking not

[ihateyouetc]

And they, you.
I have a feelin9 you did not think this throu9h.

[upstartcrow]

Always have been

[upstartcrow]

As long as you dont wake up the kids

[upstartcrow]

Im pretty fast
Figured I could lead them off at least
And its not like Bettys here

[ihateyouetc]

I see.
If you wouldn't mind answerin9 a 9uestion
I'd 6e interested in knowin9 to whom you 6elieve you're speakin9.