Alphaverse Dave AKA Dirk's Bro (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
upstartcrow) wrote in thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
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Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
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i thougth having u around would mean we were safe for onec
guess fucking not
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This is all Im good for
Theyre not going to find my place or yours or Roses ok
Ill lead them off
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assface
dont talk to me for a while but dont
go die okay
thatsd be really shitty to do to dirk
ahgain
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Ok
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