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Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

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At least then Id know where they were

And they, you.
I have a feelin9 you did not think this throu9h.

Im pretty fast
Figured I could lead them off at least
And its not like Bettys here

I see.
If you wouldn't mind answerin9 a 9uestion
I'd 6e interested in knowin9 to whom you 6elieve you're speakin9.

Well fuck
Sorry the blatant consideration for others well being threw me off
Sup

What's done is done.
I'll not 6erate you any lon9er
6ut you should 6e more careful a6out what you do in the future.

Youre not going to crash the cull the idiot human party?
Weve got streamers

I don't 6elieve knowin9 who and where your enemies are is inherently a 6ad move.
It's much easier to deal with knowns than it is to deal with unknowns and there is little that can 6e done to find you 6y your messa9e here alone.
The pro6lem lies in your arro9ance. You may 6e stron9, 6ut there is only one of you.

Isnt that always how it goes though
If the odds werent stacked thered be no reason to go in in the first place

I 6elieve an individual can 6e the 6e9innin9 of somethin9 lar9er than him or herself and overcome 9reat o6stacles their enemies never 6elieved they could.
One voice can pave the way for many, 6ut I do not 6elieve this applies to violence, let alone a solitary 6reed of it.
Once you're dead, there is nothin9 left for you to do 6ut 6ecome a memory.
Please don't 9am6le with your life carelessly.

Whoa
Are you like
Troll Gandhi??
Im
Confused

Sorry. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that name.

Troll Martin Luther King Jr?

Edited 2012-08-19 03:18 (UTC)

No, not that one either.
After my time, possi6ly.

I guess
Either way its pretty jarring
I mean after witnessing the start of one trolls project to recreate her society on my planet I kind of wasnt expecting to run into Captain Pacifist here

I see.
Before I say anythin9 else, I want to 9ive a 6rief preface.
I don't think an apolo9y could possi6ly rectify what happened and I don't 6elieve one should.
The notion itself is insultin9, 6ut havin9 said that

I'm sorry. No one should 6e forced to live in a world anythin9 like that.
I ima9ine your life must have 6een difficult and lar9ely thankless.

On the plus side I had lots of money and my very own pony

So Im guessing youre the harmless troll that John kid was talking about
Are you like
Troll vegan

"Harmless" is ne9otia6le.
But I neither 6elieve in troll culture as you and many others have known it nor the propo9anda perpetuated 6y it.

I'm unfamiliar with the term "ve9an", 6ut I take it to mean somethin9 close to "ve9etation."
In which case, you'd 6e referrin9 to a dietary ha6it, correct?

What's a pony?

Yeah human vegans only eat like soy and lima beans
Its pretty weird since the human digestive systems calibrated to subsist solely on beer and cheap pizza
I dont know what the troll equivalent of a pizza would be but all you have to know is that its the Holy Grail of foods
It hits all the major food groups
Crust salt and grease

And thats the saddest question Ive heard all week

Edited 2012-08-19 17:11 (UTC)

A diet lackin9 flesh from other creatures, then.
I wasn't like a human ve9an, no, and I don't advocate either dietary decision.
Provided no part of a creature is wasted and it isn't slau9htered in excess, I don't see a pro6lem with consumin9 meat.