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Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

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And also
As my lusus thing?

I 6elieve those descriptions are close enou9h.

It's interestin9 our experiences were the opposite.
Humans 9enerally appear to 6e raised 6y other humans, yet you were raised 6y a lusus
and I was raised 6y another troll who found me after no lusus would have me.

This chan9e in su6ject matter is a6rupt, 6ut I 6elieve now is a 9ood time to say it.
The first troll who took your 6ait with this pu6lic announcement is called 6y his title, Orphaner.
I'm tellin9 you 6ecause I 6elieve it's relevant.
Do not en9a9e him unless it 6ecomes a6solutely necessary.

Well I dont know if what Captain Doby did counts as raising me but shes the closest thing to family I had
Until I met Lalonde anyway

That nickname just makes me want to strife his head off more though
There are way more than enough orphans on this planet or any
And there are a hell of a lot of kids here right now
Two or three of which fall under my jurisdiction as
You know a guardian

Edited 2012-08-20 12:37 (UTC)

I know basically jack shit and fuckall about what a real hero would do in this situation but I like to take my shots when I can
Preferably before he gets it in his head to hit a town full of little kids
Do you know anything else about him
Like how I can take him out

Heroes are often 6orn from the aftermath. I don't ima9ine most pictured themselves as such.
It's more likely they did what they 6elieved was correct till they succeeded or died tryin9 to succeed,
after which point they 6ecame more myth than reality.
Those alive today won't compare to heroes of the past till their stories are told.
Stories can 6e very powerful.

What I do know is limited and likely won't help you.
Even so, I won't discuss most details on this medium.
But I will tell you and any who may read this after you that no matter the amount of trolls here
Orphaner has no allies and we are a race most likely to turn on ourselves 6efore we turn to other am6itions.

Im not a hero
I just play one on TV

But yeah
Maybe we could have a powwow or something
Im working with limited intel here and I dont like going in blind
It sounds like you dont really cotton to the idea of the big guys blowing through here so if youve got any insights Im all ears

I see.
I suppose your profession is where you learned such phrases.
But 6efore all that, I have a re9uest.

If at any point I feel I should leave, don't stop me.

Sure
Im already a novitiate Au Pair on babysitting island
As far as Im concerned your ass is your own lookout

As 9ood an answer as I could hope for.
While I'm confident in my a6ility to avoid detection, please 6e prepared to leave.

Dont forget
My worlds turning out a lot like yours
I know how to cut and run

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