Alphaverse Dave AKA Dirk's Bro (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
upstartcrow) wrote in thoughtformed2012-08-18 08:31 pm
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Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out
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Im already a novitiate Au Pair on babysitting island
As far as Im concerned your ass is your own lookout
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While I'm confident in my a6ility to avoid detection, please 6e prepared to leave.
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My worlds turning out a lot like yours
I know how to cut and run