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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

Comments

[upstartcrow]

Always have been

[reanimated]

Oooooh, proper mysterious and cynical, colour me bored.

[upstartcrow]

Someones got to fill the areas cagey bullshit quotient while my usual prophetess is on leave rediscovering her inner child
And if I havent signed a contract then Im not getting paid to entertain
And working for frees bad business

[reanimated]

Sorry my eyes unfocused somewhere after cagey but I'm sure you understand

[reanimated]

So why've you got a death wish then?

[upstartcrow]

Im rich and famous and my pony didnt love me enough
Its hard and nobody understands

[reanimated]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh you're one of those sick bestiality fucks, no wonder you're all sorts of screwed up.

[upstartcrow]

Youre depraved
Shes my mom

[reanimated]

Even better!

[reanimated]

C'mon, we've all had that fantasy, haven't we? Pervert.

[upstartcrow]

Youre only incriminating yourself here dude
My fantasies usually involve exotic brunettes with nice legs