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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

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[upstartcrow]

As long as you dont wake up the kids

[riseup]

oh man, real dave is going to hear about this.

[upstartcrow]

Im not sure why
But that just struck me as incredibly insensitive and offensive
Huh

[riseup]

i would explain but you probably wouldn't believe me.

[upstartcrow]

Probably not
Still the urge to tell you that Im realer than your real Dave since Ive been through some heavy shit
Hopping around the country dodging ICP junkies and hitmen for like twenty years
Grinding out shitty movies for everyones ungrateful and functionally deaf asses
That urge remains weirdly powerful

[riseup]

oh my god, it keeps happening.

[upstartcrow]

Nice reference