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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

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falling octopus

[roselle]

Zaz - Zazzerpan's always the one who goes after the bad guy at the end.

[upstartcrow]

Yeah
Hey Rose
Does he win

[roselle]

That's a secret.

[roselle]

But it's make believe, you can make up anything.

[roselle]

Zazzerpan gets tricked a lot, but sometimes in the end he figures it out.

[upstartcrow]

Sounds about right
One day youre going to tell me what happens for real

[upstartcrow]

Oh hey before I go
Ive got an idea for next time
Zazzerpan goes after Calmasis
With the help of his new friend Geromy

[roselle]

Geromy's a silly name.

[upstartcrow]

Geromius
Is that better

[roselle]

Yeah. Jaspers can be Geromius next time.

[upstartcrow]

Can he have a cape

[roselle]

[she laughs]

Cats can't wear capes.

[upstartcrow]

Why not?
If I was a cat Id totally want a cape
Capes are boss