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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

oh and im fucking up with dirk is that waht ur saying

[upstartcrow]

What no
Jesus
Its just surprising considering Rose
I never wouldve guessed shedve been such a happy kid

[fuckincakewake]

why the heck wouldny she be
was i taht bad of a mom

[upstartcrow]

Princess
Pretty sure neither Rose nor I had any kind of mom

[fuckincakewake]

im not drunk enough for this
can u giev the kids a bath

[upstartcrow]

If you trust me
Sure how hard can it be

[fuckincakewake]

dont drown thhm

[upstartcrow]

Dont drink too much

[fuckincakewake]

thats like askign u not to do anything stupid

[upstartcrow]

Damn
Im going to need some analgesics for that burn
But really I think it makes them uncomfortable

[fuckincakewake]

theyre babies
tehy dont even know what drinking is

[upstartcrow]

Rose seems pretty aware

[fuckincakewake]

UR rose is the one who left me a lifestime supy of booze
so complain to her

[upstartcrow]

Yeah I
Still dont know why shes doing that
Except maybe as some kind of psychological test

[upstartcrow]

Or an apology

[fuckincakewake]

for what
i dont evne know her

[upstartcrow]

You dont think we



Never mind I guess

[fuckincakewake]

you what

[upstartcrow]

You dont think we wanted
Something better for you two

[fuckincakewake]

well yah
i figured that was why u two went off an died

[upstartcrow]

Yeah
Pretty much
Sorry we couldnt deliver

[upstartcrow]

She wouldve wanted to meet you