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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

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[Video: Locked//High Security]

[upstartcrow]

Are you Batman???

[Video: Locked//High Security]

[detectivewonder]

Interesting that you've heard of me.

[Video: Locked//High Security]

[upstartcrow]

Hahaha fuck
Ok Batman offered to back me up
This might just be the coolest thing in the history of ever but Ill have to check that against a whole lifetime of my unbelievable cool

[Locked//High Security]

[detectivewonder]

Attack at the daycare. Ongoing. I'm headed in. Text this number before you engage. I'll respond if I can, and you'll get a ping if there's no reading from my heart monitor. The perp uses purple text and duplicates v & w, if that means anything to you.

Don't waste time.