anonymous

[cruciverbalist]

[ Well. Sherlock has not been seen by anyone, probably not even the roommate. He's been, mostly, in his closet. Wow, is his part of the apartment a mess. There are crosswords everywhere. It's about 2AM by the time this anonymous message hits the network. ]

3 DAYS LEFT
Y R U NOT MURDERING EACHOTHER

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[animator]

Could say the same for you.

[cruciverbalist]

IT'S BEEN SAID

[animator]

Imagine my surprise. Shock and awe.

WELL SINCE HE IS SURE SHE KNOWS WHO HE IS

[cruciverbalist]

U WERE FLABBERGASTED I CAN TELL.
I'M STILL NICER THAN HIM.
AND HAVE A BETTER LOOKING FACE.

are we really doing this. really. (like he has anything better to do tbh)

[worldsonly]

Taller.

Are you surprised. It's Sherlocks.

[cruciverbalist]

[ Hello. ]

W/E NOODLES.

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[worldsonly]

Well, if you're comparing.

[cruciverbalist]

DID YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING OF INTEREST TO SAY? JW.

[worldsonly]

Not particularly, I just thought I'd help out.

[cruciverbalist]

APPRECIATED.

[worldsonly]

Naturally.

[animator]

Enjoying yourselves?

[worldsonly]

Certainly. No less starved for the stimulation that comes from a
good holiday homicide than my counterpart, but infinitely better
spirited about it.

[animator]

What is it with you two and wishing for murder?

[Ugh, Sherlocks.]

Actually, don't answer that, I've read enough of the stories to know. I will, however, grant you that your attitude towards it is much less eyebrow-raising.

[worldsonly]

Christmas or murder?

[animator]

Murder.

[worldsonly]

You think our attitudes are so different? Interesting.

[animator]

Not terribly different. You both seem plenty eager for it.

But you don't use annoying capslock to express your desire for it, and I like that.

[worldsonly]

Unfortunately capslock not proven to cause any especially puzzling
crimes. Otherwise I might have a go.

[animator]

Yeah, just direct and uninteresting homicidal rage at its worst, I suppose.

I might have a puzzling crime for you in the future, however. Maybe not as challenging as you're used to, but Shepard named me the official consultant liaison.

[Actually, he named her the official Jackass Liaison.]

You might get to end the month on a high note yet.

[cruciverbalist]

are you two done.

[animator]

Oh hey, you turned off capslock.

[animator]

The jury is still out on that.

[cruciverbalist]

TODAYS A BAD DAY TO BE ON TRIAL.

[animator]

It's not a decision that can be made that easily. It's very subjective, you realize.