HOT OR NOT ROUND 2

[oftpartitioned]

HOT OR NOT


okay this ones not all guys this time so dont make it weird

KINDA SHADY

HOT OR NOT

CAN YOU HANDLE A MATURE WOMAN

HOT OR NOT


HOT COP

HOT OR NOT


SWEET TATS BRO

HOT OR NOT


I INVESTIGATED AND SHES LEGAL

HOT OR NOT


COME BACK TO STARBOX

HOT OR NOT


I DONT EVEN KNOW

HOT OR NOT


DUDE SHES SMOKIN HOT NO CONTEST

HOT OR NOT

Comments

[existechialism]

Nah, can't say I sympathize.
I am pretty sure that if I turned on the full Strider swag and found myself a slew of dicks to roll in I would only get a solemn brofist.

[fuckincakewake]

u dont wanna set good examples for davey
i mean i get his real bro is here
not that we arent real or whatevs but
yah ok nvmd
who are u expectin to give u a brofist for ur dick conquest btw

[existechialism]

Alt me is pretty cool.

[fuckincakewake]

pretty sure thats still incest dude

[ironicusername]

Barely, and my eschewing of labels also applies to consensual acts between two people.
But that is beside the point. I don't actually know how Au me feels about dicks, though we both invented smuppets.

[fuckincakewake]

tbh i think alt u dogs alt me
its actually kinda creepy
i dont get why ur so jazzed to be in class w the dude
ps dinkerton already told me theres a strict no teacher student fratenization policy cuz this place hates a good fuckin time
staff too

[existechialism]

Does that mean one of these dicks you have been rolling in is an educator?

[fuckincakewake]

maaaaaaaaaybe

[ironicusername]

C'mon, Rox. Bring me into the fold on this one.
We can engineer a note passing incident where he or she 'happens' to catch you handing me a note to the tune of "This dude or lady is so fuckin' fly, Di-Stri".
And then you get detention.
Apply as many school girl kinks as your heart desires.

You gots to be careful w these journals bro

[fuckincakewake]

u wanna help me get sweet statutory lovin
what a pal

thanks for warnin' me baout these journals man

[existechialism]

You know it.

solemn thumbs up

[fuckincakewake]

tbh i havent picked a teach or staff ppl to be diggin
guidance counseler got sweet suits but
premie baldin and all not really my thing
i mean put a hat on that shit
fedora up

Re: solemn thumbs up

[existechialism]

I'll be sure to slip an anonymous note under his door.
As arbitrary as that dress code is they might as well use it as a force for good.

[fuckincakewake]

make it smooth
none of that do u like me check 1 of the b-low bullshit
yes
no
maybe
transcontinental railroad
etc
make it sound mature but also nubile
jyst u know think of englishs milky thighs

[existechialism]

Did you actually just abbreviate 'below' as 'b-low'? You realize that doesn't actually save you any keystrokes.
Is that guess work on your part or has he taken to wearing booty shorts here, too?

[fuckincakewake]

i dont have to justify my abbrevs to u
as 4 the 2nd thing we live on a tropical island so we should be grateful jakey wore bottoms at all when he was here
or maybe NOT GRATEFUL???
we couldve had him riding around in a freakin banana hammock if we played our cards right shit
okay okay to return the favor of u gettin me hot dad-con action
when english gets back ill tell him the island has a strict booty short only dress policy
thatll buy us like 2 weeks of leg viewage i thnk

[existechialism]

I don't think you have to resort to such subtle trickery.
After we entered our session jake took to wearing booty shorts so he could accomadate his thigh holsters. They were only slightly less revealing than an actual banana hammack

[fuckincakewake]

yikes
yah u would know lol

[existechialism]

Well, it's called a 'banana hammock', singular.
There's obly room for one banana in that relaxation device.

[fuckincakewake]

uh huh
is that space limitation something u noted from basic observation or like
trial & error

[existechialism]

At one point Jake did actually try to put a gun in his pocket, for the sake of having three in easy reach, and also to be a humungous fucking dork.
It didn't work out.

[fuckincakewake]

that sounds a shortcut 2 getting ur dingus blown off tbh
hopefully u fished it outta there before he caused any perm damagae

[existechialism]

I did in fact blow his dingus off.
So I could replace it with something that sounded less stupid.

[fuckincakewake]

u gotta stop being so down on my cool new moore slang
or ur gonna get a rep for bein the bigger buzzkill strider