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[freakystrong]

D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things

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[ihateyouetc]

THE WHOLE THING JUST GETS KIND OF PATHETIC.

[freakystrong]

D --> Yes, that sounds considerably less titillating

[pause]

D --> The highb100d is well known for eating non-nutritive substances
D --> Did your phone cause him into%ication

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[ihateyouetc]

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT??
IT'S A PHONE
OF COURSE IT DIDN'T
IT DIDN'T DO *ANYTHING* TO HIM.
HE DIDN'T EVEN GET SICK.

[ihateyouetc]

IT KEPT BUZZING CONSTANTLY IN THERE
OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT I HEARD IT BUZZING CONSTANTLY?
DAVE SAID HE KEPT TEXTING ME SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT I WASN'T JUST IMAGINING IT...
BUT IT STILL KINDA WEIRDS ME OUT.

[freakystrong]

D --> That sounds e%ceedingly unpleasant
D --> But at least he did not e%crete it in the opposite direction
D --> I imagine that might causes problems with the plumbing
D --> Also, in retrieving messages

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[ihateyouetc]

LIKE RETRIEVING MESSAGES WASN'T ALREADY A PROBLEM WHEN IT WAS LAYING THERE NESTLED GENTLY WITHIN HIS INNARDS.

[ihateyouetc]

NO
FUCK
NO
I'M NOT HAVING THIS DISCUSSION!
YOU ARE NOT STEERING ME INTO YET ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR INNUMERABLY FUCKED UP CONVERSATIONS.

[ihateyouetc]

WHEN IT CAME BACK UP THE BATTERY WASN'T EVEN DRAINED.

[freakystrong]

D --> Probably one could power various devices on the acid in the highb100d's stomach
D --> I would test that theory, but it could prove dangerous

[ihateyouetc]

NOBODY IS TESTING ANY THEORY.
YOU'RE NOT POWERING ANYTHING WITH THE ACID FROM ANYBODY'S "STOMACH"
OR ANY OTHER FRILLY AND OVERBLOWN TERMS SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE FOR ANYONE'S PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION AKA "MEAT PUPPET" SPOKEN IN A SO CALLED "NOBLE" VERNACULAR.
DON'T EVEN TALK TO HIM.

[freakystrong]

D --> I doubt he would care to talk to me
D --> Or allow me to insert the appropriate instruments

[ihateyouetc]

OK I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS IN YOUR CASE
BUT I CAN SAY WITHOUT ANY RESERVATION HE WILL DEFINITELY TALK TO YOU.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO APPROACH THE MATTER OF "INSERTION"
CAN WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE FACT YOU SHOULDN'T TALK TO HIM.

[freakystrong]

D --> I was under the impression that he no longer had much use for me
D --> Since he chose to end my e%istence as a living person, once he had stopped consuming the poisonous soporifics
D --> So you believe he would still care to have social discourse with me
D --> We used to talk every night
D --> He and Nepeta were really the only ones who ever cared to

1/?? SPAM SPAM SPAMMIN'.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE
WHAT?

[ihateyouetc]

OK
NO
COME ON

[ihateyouetc]

YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY THINK THAT.

[ihateyouetc]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

I SERIOUSLY CANNOT BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU

[ihateyouetc]

I AM GOING TO REPEAT IT ONE MORE TIME TO VERY STRONGLY EMPHASIZE MY DISBELIEF THAT I CAN ABSOLUTELY NOT, IN FACT, BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN THIS GOD DAMN CONVERSATION WITH YOU.

[ihateyouetc]

OF *COURSE* HE'S GOING TO FUCK WITH YOU!
NOT LITERALLY.
I MEAN AS IN MESS WITH YOU
MAKE DEROGATORY COMMENTS AND GENERALLY BE A COMPLETE BASTARD TO MOST PEOPLE
SINCE THAT SEEMS TO BE HIS DEAL NOW.

[ihateyouetc]

HE'S STILL OFF THE PIES AS FAR AS I KNOW?
PLUS HE MAIMED VRISKA FAIRLY RECENTLY BUT THAT WAS UNDER DUBIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES AND I'M NOT ALL THAT SURE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

[ihateyouetc]

BUT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE
THE REASON NOBODY TALKED TO YOU IS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!
AND IF YOU'RE IN A GROUP SOMETIMES YOU JUST STAND THERE
CREEPILY STARING AT EVERYONE FROM THE SHADOWS
BREATHING AUDIBLY
SAYING NOTHING.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT KIND OF MAKES PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE.

[ihateyouetc]

AND VRISKA TALKED TO YOU TOO.
YOU GUYS SEEMED TO HAVE THIS THING GOING ON WHERE YOU TRIED TO MUTUALLY BACKSTAB EACH OTHER
OR I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON?
BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE THE FACT YOU GUYS HAD SOME SORT OF RELATIONSHIP EVEN IF IT WASN'T WITHIN QUADRANTS.

OK DONE.

[ihateyouetc]

NOT ONLY THAT BUT ALL THE TALK ABOUT THE HEMOSPECTRUM RUBBED A LOT OF OUR FRIENDS THE WRONG WAY.
PERSONALLY? I'LL STILL TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP BUT IT'S NOT A SORE SPOT ANYMORE.
A WHILE AGO I GOT TO THINKING YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY FULL OF IT WHEN IT COMES TO THE HEMOSPECTRUM
AS IN THOSE AREN'T ACTUALLY VALUES YOU ENFORCE EVEN IF YOU PREACH THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
BUT I KNOW NOT EVERYBODY SEES IT THAT WAY.

[freakystrong]

D --> I am aware I am not considered a particularly pleasant person to interact with
D --> I have had a great deal of time to think about that, and my conclusion has been that you are correct in this matter
D --> Unfortunately, it is not in my nature to be charming or kind, and I certainly don't have the charisma you possess
D --> I have a%epted this about myself, so you don't need to e%plain the reasons
D --> But that was not my point
D --> Of course I interacted with others before
D --> Vriska and I were useful to each other, though you are also correct in that there was not enough passion for there to be any sort of quadrant relationship between us
D --> I primarily e%horted her to show lowb100ds our b100b100d superiority
D --> Which, in retrospect, she seldom did
D --> And of course I spoke with Aradia
D --> But as much as I would have wished it, she was never really my friend, for many reasons
D --> Though I believe the main reason being she didn't like me or enjoy interacting with me in any way, and being dead, she simply did not care enough to tell me to go away
D --> But of course I spoke with Nepeta all the time
D --> And also the highb100d
D --> He never cared that I was an unpleasant person, or that I said things he disagreed with all the time
D --> He interpreted my many admonitions as simply the concerns of a friend
D --> And though I constantly derided him for such soft, sentimental feelings and un-highb100d-like behavior, I can now admit I miss the fact that he also a%epted me unconditionally