Equius Zahhak (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thoughtformed2013-04-05 09:39 pm
freakystrong) wrote in thoughtformed2013-04-05 09:39 pm
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D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things
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[And there'll be a long pause, as Equius locates a towel, mops his sweaty brow ... and neck ... and back ... and chest ... and finally takes a long gander at the schematics, eager to see just exactly what they'll be.]
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Also it has eye lasere because why the fuck wouldn't you want eyelasers. And maybe some deployable rockets from it's sexy loins.]
I apologize in advance.
[Equius is in heaven. He just about spontaneously combusts right there and then. Once he's able to gather his wits, though ... ]
D --> This design is e%quisite
D --> And intended for combat, I can see
D --> But you're right, it could use some implkents
D --> For e%ample, have you consijsdsered weaponrty tnjat could be deployed through the hooves
D --> Perhapsx some sor of likghtenjijng attazck
D --> Literalky thundertikjng hoooooooooookmces
D --> Darrtn this slipp;ery kleyu pad
D --> Hang okjn
[Pause, as Equius dries it off, and continues more slowly.]
D --> I am confused as to the proportions, however
D --> Is this meant to be an infant hoofbeast
D --> An adult form would possess more grace and STRONGNESS
D --> And the power source here seems to be some form of electricity or radiation
D --> Have you considered organic power
D --> It can be e%ceedingly elegant and would be closer to the fleshly form you desire
[And then a stream of extremely technical jargon and musings will follow, all of which seem terribly excited, even without the liberal use of shout poles. It becomes increasingly clear that Equius is both very talented and knowledgeable, and used to using quite alien to human technologies which seem to be somehow insect based.]
u never have to apologize for perfection
I'm beginning to get the feeling you've been waiting for me all of your afterlife.
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D --> This is a perfect opportunity
D --> I must obtain supplies
D --> I have tools of course, but the constru%ion of the body must be perfect
D --> It will be so beautiful
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But I imagine some of the other immigrants have already found ways around that.
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D --> I must make this work
D --> Your body deserves perfe%ion
D --> If they do not have the parts I need, I shall simply have to construct them
D --> Do you have suggestions for where I might go or who I should speak to
D --> I would like to find out what I am working with as soon as possible
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[He does. It's a list of names of people from more technologically advanced worlds/times, with those who have shown an active interest in the field of robotics at the top.]
Any of those might give you a start. It hasn't been a focus of my intel gathering since I've been more interested in cloning abilities.
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D --> One of the humans I was told was here was meant to do that for his session, have you spoken with him
D --> The blue one
D --> Oh, this is e%cellent, thank you
D --> Oh no, I feel so unmannerly
D --> I never inquired as to your name and identity
D --> Please forgive my rudeness
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Exceptions can always be made for pony talk.
You can call me Hal.
And yeah, I've talked to John.
But that ecto shit is too fickle for my tastes.
Always only working if it facilitates some grander scheme beyond even my calculations.
There's some old fashioned but more reliable processes around for when I'm ready to get around to it.
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D --> And
D --> Er
D --> Buckets
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Though I won't lie, it's crossed my mind.
But yeah, even with accelerated gestation it'll probably take a bit, and that's only after I get someone to work on it for me.
Unless I go for the magic route, but magic invariably comes with some illogical, morality based drawback I'd rather avoid.
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D --> This conversation is becoming a bit more lewd than I'm comfortable with
D --> But what do humans use
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Well, not generally.
I'm not against creativity.
Would you like some visual references?
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D --> That you have alien filial visual aids
D --> Utterly depraved
D --> Ok
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Fuckin obscene.
Enjoy.
[sends you several files of gay porn.
Dirk's porn that is. In his horrific art style.
It's ok you can still tell what's going on.
Most of it appears to be between a blond dude in pointy glasses and a dark haired green eyed fellow in square glasses...]
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D --> Is he using that man as a bucket
D --> Oh my god
D --> Wait
D --> Those are your glasses
D --> Is that you
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He's also the artist.
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D --> While
D --> Oh my
D --> I really need more towels right this instant
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Maybe you could use... a bucket.
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D --> I
D --> That's FILTHY
D --> Please stop
D --> I don't know if I have a change of clothes here