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Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] freakystrong) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-04-05 09:39 pm

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D --> I am a bit confused as to the purpose of this world
D --> Or even where e%actly it is located
D --> I presume this is another dream bubble, but it seems to be overrun by humans
D --> None of whom appear to be the humans I am semi-familiar with
D --> And I must admit, it angers me to be called fictional
D --> Being dead does not alter the state of one’s realness
D --> Also, what is this sch001feeding the humans are speaking of
D --> I am no wiggler, I do not need to be sch001fed
D --> I am, in fact considerably older than I 100k
D --> Possibly
D --> I would appreciate an e%planation, as I have been forbidden to smash any more things
fuckincakewake: (let me se them hanes)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Impressive look over her shoulder that this guys can equate shady with subversive. Might be some teaching him yet. ]

Why are you into "acquainting" with us? You just said trolls were the superior race, I'm not agreein or anythin, but it seems weird to say we suck as a race and then agree to meet one of them for smoothies.
fuckincakewake: (pic#5753991)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
What kinda feats? We are pretty baller.

[ Well, that's kinda a bummer, not being well-liked. Not really something Roxy can identify with, being the only human girl before, and now a popular member of the homecoming court in high school. Oh yes Equius, you missed Homecoming. Karkat was Homecoming Queen. No, I'm not kidding.

Offhandedly, she'd pat you on the shoulder but he's way too tall.
]

Screw those guys, other trolls are assholes. [ Skeptical look. ] You're not an asshole too, right?
fuckincakewake: (pic#5166379)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Not really a point getting pumped about the blood junk here, right? I mean, there's like a handful of you dudes left, seems like a shitty thing to be basing stuff on when you're not exactly inundated with buds.

[ Shrug. Reaching the door to Robbin Baskins, pushes it open with a shoulder and bounds inside. ]

Anyway, I think the trolls here are pretty decent. They've only made me mad and cry liiiiike once, and they were pretty quick to apologize. So maybe they're not all lunatic despots.

[ Hops up to a seat at the counter, pats the seat next to her. ]
fuckincakewake: (babay in the corner)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Watching with a grin, as if waiting for him to bust something with those massive hands. Kinda fun to speculate what's gonna snap first- she's betting a spoon, easy. ]

I said "other" not "all"! Like, the trolls where I'm from were bad news. But the ones here aren't. They're just like people, there are good ones and shittier ones.

[ Beckons a server over- sadly this isn't a day her sweet lovely Rose petal is working. ]

Quick, you like vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?

[ This question is a matter of life and death, Equius! Answer fast! ]
fuckincakewake: (ive ben waklin the same way as i did)

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Little face, that's a boring choice. But orders it anyway and a strawberry one for herself. ]

So you died? That sounds sucky. You don't even have the cool pjs to show for it.
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[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Which highblood? There's kinda a couple.

[ Waitress comes back with their milkshakes, unceremoniously take a lip sip of her own. ]

Was it Meenah? The girl fishtroll one. She choked me out once, she's kinda murder happy.

[ Pushes the vanilla milkshake closer to Equius. ]

Here dude, you just drink outta the straw. Go nuts.
fuckincakewake: ("is there anytihng i can do for u dear?")

[personal profile] fuckincakewake 2013-04-13 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, no time to react to how fucked up it is that you got choked out by a dude who's kinda been a joke to Roxy the whole time she's been here because- OH MY GOD.

Oh my god, he moaned and broke the table, that little shit. Well, not little exactly.

Scoots back away from Equius and the now crumbling counter, holding her milkshake protectively close to her chest.
]

Uh, so it's good, right?