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[notvictorious]

uh so I guess the island is doing it's crazy thing, but this is kinda a lot.



everybody else sees this dragon right?

Because apparently this is Lydia? I think? It reacts when I say her name and it's not trying to hurt me, but it won't let me leave. Also it's not like she hasn't been a dragon before..

I think she's stuck in here. Like guarding the junk here. I don't know, can somebody come help, because I'm stuck here too? I guess it wants company.

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jfhdjskf oh vriska

[notvictorious]

I dunno, I don't want to see two girls fighting over me.. Might get awkward.

SHE HATES IT WHEN HE'S NICE TO HER LIKE THAT UGH VICTOR STAHP

[hypertoxic]

Oh please! Like I'd fight a dragon for you. Get real.
I'm not a thief for nothing! I could sneak in. You know, if you want.
And if I feel like it! O8viously.

HE CANT HELP IT HES PROGRAMMED TO BE NICE TO GIRLS AND KIDS YOU CAN THANK HIS MOMBOT 4 THAT

[notvictorious]

Thanks. I mean it. But I'm all right. I think she's guarding something, so maybe if I can find it, I'll convince her we can guard it someplace else? Maybe with wifi?

But if I run out of food or water or oxygen before then, you'll be the first amazing super powered girl I call.

Although actually I don't really think I need any of those things? Maybe. This could be a less than fun experiment, depending on how long it lasts.

UUUUUURGH

[hypertoxic]

Can you speak dragon, Victor? Or am I missing something a8out how you're a8le to communic8 with her?
And are you seriously saying you're going to experiment on how long you can go without sustenance of any kind??

pap shoosh

[notvictorious]

I think she understands me, maybe?

I'm a cyborg, I've already tried the no sleep thing and besides looking like crap I don't think my processes actually need it. I still like, want to, but I don't like start flipping out from sitting awake for half a week. Food and water are decent secondary experiments.

[hypertoxic]

That's ........ gr8? And strangely convenient! 8ut I guess that solves one pro8lem.
Please. I already knew that, dummy. You revealed your ro8o-origins to me a while ago!
If you want to perform 8izarre masochistic experiments on yourself, 8e my guest? I 8n't gonna tell you not to.

[notvictorious]

It's not masochistic! Just.. scientific.

[hypertoxic]

You're deli8er8ely witholding yourself from any kind of food and drink when you're only sort of sure you don't need it!
Sounds pretty masochistic to me. ::::)

[notvictorious]

But masochistic would be that I'm doing this because I get some kind of thrill out of it!