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[notvictorious]

uh so I guess the island is doing it's crazy thing, but this is kinda a lot.



everybody else sees this dragon right?

Because apparently this is Lydia? I think? It reacts when I say her name and it's not trying to hurt me, but it won't let me leave. Also it's not like she hasn't been a dragon before..

I think she's stuck in here. Like guarding the junk here. I don't know, can somebody come help, because I'm stuck here too? I guess it wants company.

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[uneulogized]

I think I like her better this way.

[uneulogized]

Also, isn't it rude to call her an "it"?

[notvictorious]

Shut up.

[atadbiased]

Wait.

[atadbiased]

Dragon.

[atadbiased]

My baby sister is a dragon.

[atadbiased]

Where are you. I am coming to find you. And my sister.

what the hell!

[notvictorious]

I know!

[callbacks]

hell fucking yes
youre perfect
where are you
i speak dragon

[notvictorious]

uh in a cave. I can kinda see the ocean and trees, which isn't helpful, but we must be kinda high up. Maybe it's in the volcano?

meirda That's probably not good.

[callbacks]

maybe you could ask her to send out some smoke signals
im on my way

[worldsonly]

Interesting.

[notvictorious]

Not really.

[worldsonly]

No? Well, I suppose you wouldn't think so, being the damsel and such.

[easy_a]

...Please tell me you two aren't at home.

[Great. More weird shit. All Alisha knows is that she's not sharing a living room with a dragon.]

[notvictorious]

Does that look like your apartment? It's a cave someplace I think.

[easy_a]

Er, couldn't exactly tell with the dragon in the way.

Good luck getting out, mate.

[AKA she probably won't do much to help.]

[hypertoxic]

Hey, you actually sound mostly sane. More than I can say for pretty much every8ody else right now!
Fuck this island. Anyway! Uhh, have fun 8eing stuck there I guess?

[notvictorious]

Hey Vriska. I think we might be in the minority when it comes to the whole unaffected thing. Are you someplace okay? I haven't seen any of the other trolls. uh on the network, I mean. Haven't seen anybody here excluding Lydia-Dragon.

[hypertoxic]

Yeah, I'm fine. Amazing powers, remem8er? I can pretty much stay out of the way of all the lun8tics. I've 8een de8ating getting involved, 8ut 8etween you and me, it looks like more trou8le than it's pro8a8ly worth.
My friends, most likely, are all just 8eing magical dum8asses somewhere. I'm sure they will 8e fine.
Anyway, this is the first and only time I am going to ask this question: do you need rescuing, or are you ok over there with your fire-8reathing girlfriend?

[swordhappy]

I wonder if this should be considered an improvement. Does she speak?

[notvictorious]

Watch it.

[swordhappy]

I am. It's like a rather poorly put together play, but somewhat diverting nonetheless.

[detectivewonder]

You have but to say the word to be freed of durance vile.

[notvictorious]

Uh... what?