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[notvictorious]

uh so I guess the island is doing it's crazy thing, but this is kinda a lot.



everybody else sees this dragon right?

Because apparently this is Lydia? I think? It reacts when I say her name and it's not trying to hurt me, but it won't let me leave. Also it's not like she hasn't been a dragon before..

I think she's stuck in here. Like guarding the junk here. I don't know, can somebody come help, because I'm stuck here too? I guess it wants company.

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Comments

[worldsonly]

You're not distressed by being held captive by a dragon?

[notvictorious]

She's not going to hurt me.

[worldsonly]

All right, damsel in mild concern.

Funny that yours has an actual hostage and yet I'm the one people are shouting about slaying.

[notvictorious]

Nobody is gonna "slay" her.

[worldsonly]

Oh, I see. She's actually saying "treasure."

That's you.

[notvictorious]

... Wait. What?

[worldsonly]

The treasure she's guarding is, evidently, you.

[notvictorious]

That's not right. There's a ton of treasure in here, gold and stuff, that's what she's talking about.

[worldsonly]

Oh, I didn't realize you'd learned to speak dragon.

[notvictorious]

I'm not a "treasure"! I'm a bad guy.

[worldsonly]

That's really none of my concern.

[notvictorious]

But you agree with me that this doesn't make any sense.

[worldsonly]

Not to wax disgustingly philosophical, but does anything?

[notvictorious]

Why can you talk and Lydia can't ?

[worldsonly]

Take it up with whatever made us dragons in the first place.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I'll get right on it.

[worldsonly]

Ask a stupid question...

[notvictorious]

You don't care that you were both turned into dragons, but you can talk?

[callbacks]

i didnt realize she was turned INTO a dragon
dude
if youre everyones vote for her greatest treasure have you tried i dont know
kissing her to reverse the spell

[callbacks]

pretty sure she wants to try it

[notvictorious]

Guey, cut it out. That's only like, princesses.

[callbacks]

are you saying your girls not a princess

[notvictorious]

No, I mean I'm not a princess!

[callbacks]

oh huh
well it works on princesses too as far as i know
i could ask bros expert firsthand opinion on the subject

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I'm not listening to this.