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[notvictorious]

uh so I guess the island is doing it's crazy thing, but this is kinda a lot.



everybody else sees this dragon right?

Because apparently this is Lydia? I think? It reacts when I say her name and it's not trying to hurt me, but it won't let me leave. Also it's not like she hasn't been a dragon before..

I think she's stuck in here. Like guarding the junk here. I don't know, can somebody come help, because I'm stuck here too? I guess it wants company.

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Comments

[notvictorious]

But you agree with me that this doesn't make any sense.

[worldsonly]

Not to wax disgustingly philosophical, but does anything?

[notvictorious]

Why can you talk and Lydia can't ?

[worldsonly]

Take it up with whatever made us dragons in the first place.

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I'll get right on it.

[worldsonly]

Ask a stupid question...

[notvictorious]

You don't care that you were both turned into dragons, but you can talk?

[callbacks]

i didnt realize she was turned INTO a dragon
dude
if youre everyones vote for her greatest treasure have you tried i dont know
kissing her to reverse the spell

[callbacks]

pretty sure she wants to try it

[notvictorious]

Guey, cut it out. That's only like, princesses.

[callbacks]

are you saying your girls not a princess

[notvictorious]

No, I mean I'm not a princess!

[callbacks]

oh huh
well it works on princesses too as far as i know
i could ask bros expert firsthand opinion on the subject

[notvictorious]

Yeah, I'm not listening to this.

[callbacks]

its like you dont want to kiss her or something

[notvictorious]

You want to kiss a dragon?

[callbacks]

not on the first date
im not easy

[notvictorious]

This is stupid.

[callbacks]

well then i guess youre keeping the giant firebreathing iguana
back to plan a
if you dont think youre her precious then try finding something else in there that might be important to her

[notvictorious]

Don't talk about her like she's Gollum. And I'm literally sitting in gold coins. Can't her treasure actually be, I don't know- treasure?

[callbacks]

is it ever actually that simple
but sure ok maybe this time it is
its greatest treasure right
i guess look for the greatest piece of shit in the pile

[notvictorious]

A couple of these skeletons are holding kinda nice swords?

[callbacks]

what kind

[notvictorious]

If they're not the treasure, you can have them. Broadswords, definitely two handed grips.

[callbacks]

i could use a new sword
im down to my spare