video & action;

[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

[thneed]

Oh okay. I thought so.

AND IT IS WE SHOULD CELEBRATE! BIG OPENING CELEBRATION!

[ohmycod]

Eff yeah! Whoa, hold the hook, are you gonna sing? About cake? And fish? You betta.

[thneed]

How could I not sing about cake?? ...And fish! Fish enjoying cakes.

[ohmycod]

Glub glub glub! Yes! YEEES!

[thneed]

When you think life couldn't get sweeter
that's when you get to see her
the cutest fishy baking a cake
Oh my my does your sweet tooth ache~ ♪

[ohmycod]

Glub~

[thneed]

oooh fishy in the bakery
Bake your sweet cake for me~
cake with all the beauty of the sea
it'll taste great -- ... dolphinately!

Haha.

[ohmycod]

Glub glub~

Your shit might not be very punk or hardcore, but it's great!

[thneed]

I can go hardcore but I wasn't sure how to go about it with cake as a subject.

Not that cake can't be hardcore...

[thneed]

But thanks!

[ohmycod]

You should release an album. About fish. And cakes. And me.

[fuckincakewake]

[ohmycod]

Uh.

Hey...Pinky.

[fuckincakewake]

arms length apart at all times plz
make room 4 the holy santa spirit
or whatever

[ohmycod]

Yeah ok your texts are efin crazier than normal.

what is that efin supposed to mean

[fuckincakewake]

hmmmmmm

[thneed]

Hi Roxy!

[fuckincakewake]

lets watch a movie!!
u n me :3
come over rn

[thneed]

Right now-?
What movie?

[fuckincakewake]

yeah
and ummmmm u pick
oncies choice

[ohmycod]

pinky wtf are you doin???
hes supposed to be helpin with the grand opening thing we just made up on the spot right now
singin and shit!!!

[fuckincakewake]

whale its nitetime meens
he doesnt work nites
u can singsog junk tomorrow
bsides if ur cakes r that good how much advertisin will u need?

[hypertoxic]

Rooooxyyyy.

[fuckincakewake]

miss serket if u nastay
sup?

[hypertoxic]

There isn't a proooooooo8lem here, is there?