video & action;

[ohmycod]

[ You see one MEENAH PEIXES performing the ever so rare Troll act of USING VIDEO COMMUNICATION. Of course the video starts with her holding the phone at an odd angle to show herself while making a fish face. OF COURSE. She looks pretty pleased with herself, ignoring the fact she is almost perpetually pleased with herself. ]

Sup, N.M? Got somefin to show you, so you all betta be sitting your basses down tight for this. Got me? Sit down! That's the last warnin' you're gonna get and I'm not in any way liable for any casualties resulting from the upcoming awesome.

[ She flips the video around and a red-and-white themed building comes into view. The building appears to be in perfect, clean condition. The large windows in the front seemed to have a range of baked goods behind them and the the logo right above the door was impossible to miss. ]

Now that I've blown your thinkpans, go ahead and get off the floor, put your pants back on, and get out your cash. B.C. is open for business.

...And on a related note, anymoby want a job at a bakery? Qualifications must include not sucking and listening to me.

private to roxy
TO: Roxy
SUBJ: aboat goin crazy and evil and breakin your arm and tossin you off a building

sorry

private to vriska
TO: Vriska
SUBJ: sup????????

uh hey serket
just wanted to like
uh yknow
apologize for makin birds shit on you

Comments

/MISUNDERSTANDING YOUR MISUNDERSTANDING

[chosenthird]

I mean, I was kinda looking forward to it...

[SEEMS EMBARRASSED FOR SOME REASON]

MISUNDERSTANDING YOUR MISUNDERSTANDING

[notdogmatic]

Ah.

Then, rather than protecting you from unwanted advances, I was in fact 'cockblocking?'

[chosenthird]

What? No! That only happened once-No!

[notdogmatic]

There was another occasion on which I cockblocked you?

[chosenthird]

No, you've never-! W-We kissed once when I was going around kissing everybody, that's what I meant!

[notdogmatic]

Ah.

I'm glad, then.

[chosenthird]

What did you think I meant when I said it was weird?

[notdogmatic]

Alien sexual behaviors.

[chosenthird]

...Were they weird?

[notdogmatic]

I would say 'unexpected.'

However, my understanding of rumble spheres, though still incomplete, has progressed.

[chosenthird]

Rumble spheres...?

[notdogmatic]

They are analogous to mammary glands, but with many important differences.

However, like humans, trolls do have a concept of 'motorboating,' and some evidence indicates that the spheres do serve as secondary sexual characteristics and erogenous zones.

[chosenthird]

I...

So Meenah's...

Motor...

I don't think I wanted to know!!

[notdogmatic]

I apologize.

[chosenthird]

It's not your fault! I asked! I just... really regret asking it...

[notdogmatic]

I could attempt to take your mind off it.

[chosenthird]

You'd have to work really hard at it!

[notdogmatic]

I believe I am capable of that.

[chosenthird]

Good! I don't want to be thinking about this when I go to the bakery.

[notdogmatic]

I will give it my utmost effort.