happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[thneed]

Because it was a real sentence.
Um. No.

[ihateyouetc]

I'LL GIVE IT THAT IT HELD THE PRETENSE OF BEING A SENTENCE. IT EVEN TRICKED ME AT FIRST UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS UTTER NONSENSE, LIKE BOOKS WHOSE STORIES ARE MADE UP THE WAY FAIRIES ARE. THERE'S JUST NO WAY THAT'S REAL.

[ihateyouetc]

OK GOOD.
LET ME KNOW IF HE STARTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT STUFF, OK?

[thneed]

What I said was completely real!

But okay. I'll let you know if he moves on from soda talk and starts talking about clowns.

[ihateyouetc]

LOOK, AS LONG AS YOUR DELUSIONS AREN'T HARMING YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BELIEVING IN MADE UP STUFF SO WHATEVER.
I'LL SUPPORT IT, OK?
AND THANKS. IT'S KINDA IMPORTANT.

[thneed]

What? Uggggh. Why do people keep thinking I have some kind of delusional disorder?

Maybe your fish are just horribly boring. Mine never were.

[thneed]

And you're welcome.

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING WORKED UP OVER FISH.
THAT'S PRETTY INDICATIVE OF SOME KIND OF PROBLEM.

[ihateyouetc]

AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
SO FAR GAMZEE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING I CONSIDER *REALLY* OUT THERE
I MEAN FOR HIM SINCE IN GENERAL HE'S PRETTY OUT THERE SO I'LL KEEP MY HOPES UP THAT IT STAYS THAT WAY.

[thneed]

I don't have one!

[thneed]

And yeah, he's been good. I don't know what you'd be worried about.
He once went on a weird tangent about non-believers drinking faygo or something at me but other than that he makes perfect sense in a weird Gamzee-ish sense way.

[ihateyouetc]

HMMMMMMMMMMMM.
OK, LET'S SOLVE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU: <><

[ihateyouetc]

GOD, IS THERE NO UNIVERSE LEFT UNMARKED FROM THE SCUZZY SACCHARIFEROUS TAINT OF FAYGO?
THAT'S THE *REAL* WEIRD THING HERE.
HAVE YOU NOTICED EVERYTHING ELSE IS SOME CHEAP KNOCK OFF OF AN ORIGINAL ITEM?
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY REMEMBERED A NAME WRONG AND THEN A COMPANY DECIDED "YEAH, GOOD ENOUGH."

[thneed]

A fish?

[thneed]

I guess so. Things are kind of backwards here...
It's like they're trying to avoid copyright laws.

[ihateyouetc]

VERY INTERESTING.
OK, NOW WHAT ABOUT THIS: ><>  ><>

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO THEY DON'T WANT ANYONE TO COME AFTER THEM, I GET IT
BUT SOME THINGS ARE JUST SHAMEFUL.
THERE'S THIS GAME CALLED MORTAR COMBEE AND IT HAS THIS MESSED UP "SEQUAL" CALLED MORDRED CROPTY THE THIRD.
WHO IS MORDRED CROPTY THE THIRD AND WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO WITH THE SECOND GAME?
AND WHY DOES THE NAME CHANGE CONSTANTLY? IS IT MORTAR COMBEE OR IS IT MORDOR CROMBIE?
IS IT MORTAL KOLLUMN? NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS BECAUSE EVEN THE TITLE SCREENS GET IT WRONG.
IT'D BE ONE THING IF IT WAS SOME BOOTLEG VERSION
BUT THEY ACTUALLY SELL THIS AND EXPECT YOU TO PAY FOR IT.

[thneed]

Two fish?
What's next? Red fish? Blue fish?

[thneed]

...I have no idea. I don't exactly play games.

[ihateyouetc]

WHOA WHOA WHOA
WHAT? WHY WOULD THERE BE A RED FISH AND A BLUE FISH?
ALRIGHT, I FEEL LIKE I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THE MATTER IS SETTLED!
YOU HAVE A FISH PROBLEM.
NEXT YOU'LL BE TRYING TO TELL ME ABOUT BLACK FISH.

[ihateyouetc]

AND SERIOUSLY?
WHAT DO YOU DO AS A HOBBY.
LIKE OTHER THAN RUN A BUSINESS.

[thneed]

Black fish comes next. Then blue fish. Old fish new fish...
It's not a fish problem! It's a rhyming thing. Everybody starts with fish. What? You never rhymed fish before?

[thneed]

I make music and cook? ...And knit. -Or I guess that counts as business?

There's a lot of hobbies. I have tons.

[ihateyouetc]

RHYMING WITH FISH IS JUST POINTLESS. WHAT WOULD THAT TEACH US? THAT FISH ARE DIFFERENT COLORS? HOW'S THAT GOING TO HELP.
HONESTLY IF I THINK ABOUT THE LOGISTICS OF HOW TROLLS GROW UP I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW WE LEARN HOW TO TALK.
I KNOW SOME TROLLS ARE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE WITH THEIR LUSII BUT FOR THE MOST PART IT'S NOT LIKE MOST OF THEM USE WORDS TO COMMUNICATE.
MY LUSUS AND I JUST SHRIEKED AT EACH OTHER A LOT EXCEPT HIS SOUNDED WAY MORE INTIMIDATING THAN MINE.

[ihateyouetc]

MAKING MUSIC, COOKING, AND KNITTING COUNT BUT YEAH, YOU RELATE THEM TO YOUR BUSINESS.
WHAT OTHER HOBBIES.