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[shway]

ok so my life up until this point has been fake. shway. thats a headache ill deal w/ later. like after i eat my bodyweight in pizza. freezer-burned peas & carrots dont really do it for me. good choco pudding tho.

but what i really want cleared up is todays date. the year being the priority here. the staff here are sketchier than the mystery meat and i cant get a straight answer from them. so if someone could just clue me in thatd be slammin.

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[nicevampireguy]

You've got bigger problems than the date.

If you're 21, come on down for a free drink at the Nancing Phony. Newbies get the first one on the house. Don't go to Lau's, I'm pretty sure it's a drug den and you seem like a nice kid.

[highlyinformed]

A couple of those things are in short supply around here.

[nicevampireguy]

I don't even want to know.

[ricinbeans]

Don't listen to him.

[highlyinformed]

It's true.

[ricinbeans]

So you're gonna go advertising it to your competition? I don't get you, man.

[highlyinformed]

Unless you plan on supplying it to him, there's not really a problem here, is there, Jesse?

[shway]

thanks but im not. im 17.

how big we talking.

[nicevampireguy]

Well, a few weeks back we turned into pirates, for one.

Sorry man. You can come and drink a soda, if you'd like? It's still free.

[shway]

what like nonconsensually?

eh what the heck. sure. ill drop by in a few days. i need to get settled first. the names terry mcginnis for free soda posterity.