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[shway]

ok so my life up until this point has been fake. shway. thats a headache ill deal w/ later. like after i eat my bodyweight in pizza. freezer-burned peas & carrots dont really do it for me. good choco pudding tho.

but what i really want cleared up is todays date. the year being the priority here. the staff here are sketchier than the mystery meat and i cant get a straight answer from them. so if someone could just clue me in thatd be slammin.

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[roseate]

"Slammin'."
It's the eleventh of October.

RACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

[shway]

well thats already a couple months i cant account for. perfect. no year?

and yeah it means like.... "great".

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Ah - well, most people don't take the 'fictional' speech at face value. As you noted, the staff are not exactly trustworthy. What people believe actually happened is more difficult to figure, but it is clear that if we were not fictional, we are definitely dealing with some sort of alternate realities.

Today's date is October eleventh, in the year 2013.

My name's Itsuki Koizumi. It's a pleasure.

[shway]

shouldve known better than to assume itd be something as tame as just time travel.

you gotta source for that date?

terry mcginnis. hey.

[oftpartitioned]

October 11 1999

[shway]

source?

[fuckincakewake]

oct 11 2423
hey qt
wanna go to a carnival

[shway]

2423 huh. says who?

uh are you asking me out?

[johannamason]

Last I checked, October 11, 78ADD.

[shway]

ADD? what the hell does that even mean?

[highlyinformed]

It is no longer 1889, I know that for certain.

[shway]

um thanks.

[duckface]

It's definitely October, but the year was redacted. If it follows the same Gregorian calender we used, I think it should be around 2011. But that's unlikely.

[duckface]

Hi, I'm Lydia Martin.

[notvictorious]

Wait, we don't know what year we're in?

[shway]

apparently.

[reanimated]

Beer thirty, Drunktober 11, 200000000fuck it

[notvictorious]

I was gonna ask if you wanted to pregame the fair, but clear you beat me to it.

[shway]

thanks....

[ricinbeans]

Yo, why does it even matter?

[shway]

the difference between being normal kidnapped and time travel kidnapped is pretty big. trying to get my bearings starting w/ the "when" thats all.

[subspaceflowers]

Calendars say October 11th. Most people seem to think it's between 2010 and 2015. My money says they're probably right.

[shway]

well i guess an estimate is better than nothing. thanks.

[nicevampireguy]

You've got bigger problems than the date.

If you're 21, come on down for a free drink at the Nancing Phony. Newbies get the first one on the house. Don't go to Lau's, I'm pretty sure it's a drug den and you seem like a nice kid.

[highlyinformed]

A couple of those things are in short supply around here.

[peckish4action]

Seems like a few people are having fun at your expense.

I'd say 2013 by the state of most of the technology, myself, and October.

- D.G.

[duckface]

You don't believe we're from nonlinear timelines? Or that where we're individually from varies in its placement across multiple instances of space and reality?

[everythingspandex]

Why aren't more people asking about "shway"? Can I get in on this slang? Is it evolved "swag"?

Are you trying to make fetch happen?

[shway]

well thanks for inadvertently answering my question.

and sure man? i didnt come up with shway. cant say ive heard of swag or fetch before tho.

[Audio] Sorry for the backtag! I just got off hiatus. ;w;

[tower_bound]

[Though Rapunzel has no idea what half of what was written means, nor how to text well in the least, she decides to answer via voice.]

I'm not entirely sure of the year either, but I'm know the month and day is October eleventh.

...Um, and if you don't mind me asking... What does shway mean? Slammin' and pizza, too.

[Greetings from the olden days.]

(audio) no problem! this actually got buried under twitter emails... sob

[shway]

Okay, I can forgive slammin' and shway, but pizza? Really? You've never had pizza.