WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN WRITING HERE

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO FIRST OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WHO REPLIES TO THIS I'M GOING TO BAN

SECOND OFF, THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST "WITTY" RETORTS AND TALK ABOUT HOW "USELESS" THIS WHOLE FUCKING MEMO THING IS ALREADY BECAUSE "YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER ANYMORE, KARKAT" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO I INVITE YOU TO TAKE A BEAUTIFUL BAG OF HUMAN "FUCK OFF" AND PUT IT IN YOUR "TEA CUP" SO THAT IT MAY FOMENT AND YOU MAY "DRINK IT" LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING "COOL AID" IN THAT HUMAN TOWN I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T EVEN "COOL AID" IT WAS MORE LIKE FLAVOR ASSISTANCE? WHATEVER. THE PLACE WAS CALLED SOMETHING LIKE JOHN'S TOWN???? MAYBE??????

IF IT'S RIGHT NO FUCKING WONDER EVERYONE THERE WAS AN IDIOT AND DRANK IT

ANYWAY, THIS MEMO ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THAT THEN FUCK OFF.

THIRDLY, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY I CAN GET TO THE POINT.

FOURTHLY, BEFORE I GET TO THE MAIN POINT, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING ERIDAN? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOT "SAPS" AS IN "SAP THAT FALLS FROM HUMAN TREES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FALL AT ALL BECAUSE IT MOVES IN SLOW MOTION LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE'S BRAIN MUST BE WORKING TO EVEN ENCOURAGE THAT GUY A LITTLE." I'LL EVEN MAKE AN ACRONYM FOR IT! S. A. P. S.: SUCH ATROCIOUS PERPETUAL STUPIDITY.

SERIOUSLY, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THAT SHITHEAD.

OK FIFTHLY, MAIN POINT: WHAT THE FUCK. DISCUSS.

BY DISCUSS I MEAN ME, NOT YOU SO SHUT UP. AND ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME SHIT FOR THIS SAYING "YOU KNOW PCG/FCG HAS NO RELEVANCE HERE RIGHT."

OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. BACK TO THE POINT: DISCUSS.

(ME. NOT YOU.)

Comments

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[panchromatic]

Xavin tried. And that Hulkling kid seemed really nice!

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[notvictorious]

We obviously have really different definitions of "trying".

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[panchromatic]

You didn't really know Xavin for the whole big-hands jerk, toss-me-over-the-shoulder-and-drag-me-to-the-cave period of our relationship.

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[notvictorious]

I was there when he first showed up! I fought him to try and protect you! Though Molly and Leapfrog did most of the damage, but come on!

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[panchromatic]

And you see how she doesn't dismantle you every time she gets mad anymore! And to be fair when we left she had some choice words to say about Nico, and now she doesn't, and there is a reason for that!!

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[notvictorious]

This is not helping, Karolina, it is not helping any of this. When he comes back I'm going to have a long talk with him and if I end up dismantled I don't even care anymore. This is not helping.