WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN WRITING HERE

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO FIRST OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WHO REPLIES TO THIS I'M GOING TO BAN

SECOND OFF, THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST "WITTY" RETORTS AND TALK ABOUT HOW "USELESS" THIS WHOLE FUCKING MEMO THING IS ALREADY BECAUSE "YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER ANYMORE, KARKAT" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO I INVITE YOU TO TAKE A BEAUTIFUL BAG OF HUMAN "FUCK OFF" AND PUT IT IN YOUR "TEA CUP" SO THAT IT MAY FOMENT AND YOU MAY "DRINK IT" LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING "COOL AID" IN THAT HUMAN TOWN I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T EVEN "COOL AID" IT WAS MORE LIKE FLAVOR ASSISTANCE? WHATEVER. THE PLACE WAS CALLED SOMETHING LIKE JOHN'S TOWN???? MAYBE??????

IF IT'S RIGHT NO FUCKING WONDER EVERYONE THERE WAS AN IDIOT AND DRANK IT

ANYWAY, THIS MEMO ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THAT THEN FUCK OFF.

THIRDLY, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY I CAN GET TO THE POINT.

FOURTHLY, BEFORE I GET TO THE MAIN POINT, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING ERIDAN? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOT "SAPS" AS IN "SAP THAT FALLS FROM HUMAN TREES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FALL AT ALL BECAUSE IT MOVES IN SLOW MOTION LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE'S BRAIN MUST BE WORKING TO EVEN ENCOURAGE THAT GUY A LITTLE." I'LL EVEN MAKE AN ACRONYM FOR IT! S. A. P. S.: SUCH ATROCIOUS PERPETUAL STUPIDITY.

SERIOUSLY, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THAT SHITHEAD.

OK FIFTHLY, MAIN POINT: WHAT THE FUCK. DISCUSS.

BY DISCUSS I MEAN ME, NOT YOU SO SHUT UP. AND ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME SHIT FOR THIS SAYING "YOU KNOW PCG/FCG HAS NO RELEVANCE HERE RIGHT."

OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. BACK TO THE POINT: DISCUSS.

(ME. NOT YOU.)

Comments

(frozen comment)

[reanimated]

What the fuck are you lot on about?! I am not a paedophile and even if I was, don't you think I'd have better taste than a fucking grey-skinned horned capslock abusing insufferable twat?! DON'T FUCKING ANSWER THAT.

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

I know you're not!

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

I mean, I'm pretty sure you're not.

(frozen comment)

[reanimated]

YOU'RE KILLING MY REPUTATION, ROBOCOP

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

PRETTY SURE YOU DO THAT JUST FINE ON YOUR OWN!

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

I'm just saying HE might misconstrue your hate for- well. Troll hate.

(frozen comment)

[reanimated]

 

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

THINK AGAIN IGNORAMUS.

BLACKROM JUST HAPPENS TO FALL UNDER THE HATE SPECTRUM. I CAN FUCKING HATE THIS DOUCHE ALL I WANT WITHOUT WANTING TO STRONGARM HIM INTO A KISMESISSITUDE.

AND ANYWAY, WHO THE FUCK WOULD I BE TO STAND BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR MUTUAL BLOSSOMING HUMAN HOMOSEXUAL ROMANCE.

(frozen comment)

[panchromatic]

Vic I think this little gray alien just burned you, like, hard and fast.

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

HUH. YOU'RE NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT

ANYWAY, CONVERSATION OVER. THIS IS STILL MY MEMO. ETC.

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

I'm not gay, Karkat. We explained to you how humans work differently, it was uncomfortable for everyone.

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

OH OK THAT'S IRRELEVANT THEN SINCE IT DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU. YOU'RE NOT HUMAN, RIGHT

SO I GUESS TECHNICALLY SINCE YOU'RE PART ROBOT YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE DESIGNATED AS A "MALE"

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

Yes I do! Yes I am! ugh look. We talk about cultural sensitivity a lot, so why don't I point out that you should try it sometime!

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

WAIT

THAT ACTUALLY BOTHERED YOU?

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

I know I'm not human, not all of me okay, but you don't need to say it like that, as if all laws of being human don't apply or that I don't even get to count as male. That's not cool.

(frozen comment) KIND OF GETTING IT, KIND OF NOT...

[ihateyouetc]

CALM THE FUCK DOWN VICBOT. EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW DIDN'T QUALIFY TO BE A DESIGNATED "GENDER" YOU STILL ACT AND APPEAR "MALE" SO THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING CARE AND IT'S NOT LIKE I THINK YOU'RE NOT ANYWAY.

AND WHO GIVES A SHIT IF YOU TURN OUT TO ACTUALLY BE A "HOMOSEXUAL."

(frozen comment)

[notvictorious]

Karkat, I JUST SAID-- Forget it. Estoy hasta las narices con tus pendejadas

Can you just freeze this already?

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, I GUESS IN RETROSPECT THIS WENT ON A LOT LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE.

(frozen comment)

[reanimated]

Alright, now you're just making it worse. Shut up, twat.

(frozen comment)

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S THAT??? SOMEBODY'S A LITTLE DEFENSIVE???

BECAUSE THAT'S NOT THE SIGN THAT SOMETHING'S FUCKING WRONG AT ALL!