WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN WRITING HERE

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO FIRST OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WHO REPLIES TO THIS I'M GOING TO BAN

SECOND OFF, THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST "WITTY" RETORTS AND TALK ABOUT HOW "USELESS" THIS WHOLE FUCKING MEMO THING IS ALREADY BECAUSE "YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER ANYMORE, KARKAT" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO I INVITE YOU TO TAKE A BEAUTIFUL BAG OF HUMAN "FUCK OFF" AND PUT IT IN YOUR "TEA CUP" SO THAT IT MAY FOMENT AND YOU MAY "DRINK IT" LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING "COOL AID" IN THAT HUMAN TOWN I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T EVEN "COOL AID" IT WAS MORE LIKE FLAVOR ASSISTANCE? WHATEVER. THE PLACE WAS CALLED SOMETHING LIKE JOHN'S TOWN???? MAYBE??????

IF IT'S RIGHT NO FUCKING WONDER EVERYONE THERE WAS AN IDIOT AND DRANK IT

ANYWAY, THIS MEMO ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THAT THEN FUCK OFF.

THIRDLY, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY I CAN GET TO THE POINT.

FOURTHLY, BEFORE I GET TO THE MAIN POINT, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING ERIDAN? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOT "SAPS" AS IN "SAP THAT FALLS FROM HUMAN TREES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FALL AT ALL BECAUSE IT MOVES IN SLOW MOTION LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE'S BRAIN MUST BE WORKING TO EVEN ENCOURAGE THAT GUY A LITTLE." I'LL EVEN MAKE AN ACRONYM FOR IT! S. A. P. S.: SUCH ATROCIOUS PERPETUAL STUPIDITY.

SERIOUSLY, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THAT SHITHEAD.

OK FIFTHLY, MAIN POINT: WHAT THE FUCK. DISCUSS.

BY DISCUSS I MEAN ME, NOT YOU SO SHUT UP. AND ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME SHIT FOR THIS SAYING "YOU KNOW PCG/FCG HAS NO RELEVANCE HERE RIGHT."

OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. BACK TO THE POINT: DISCUSS.

(ME. NOT YOU.)

Comments

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

oh yeah and carryin on a whole fuckin conversation full of shit no less

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[shimizudan]

This isn't any of your business.

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT NABARI IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY?!

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

feel like all i do's repeat myself and it doesnt get nowhere

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[shimizudan]

Maybe it's because no one cares what you think!

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

yeah on anything else thats fine but stop fuckin talkin about it. it's like you aint even, oh, i don't know

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[ihateyouetc]

OK I WASN'T GOING TO FUCK WITH THIS UNTIL THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE TO FREEZE BECAUSE THIS IS SLIGHTLY LESS FUCKING STUPID THAN EVERY OTHER THING I'M DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW BUT YOU JUST MADE IT REALLY FUCKING STUPID.

GET THE HELL OUT.

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[meguro]

We weren't talking to you, and your opinion is unsolicited and unwanted!!

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

OH YEAH KOOL-AID, NABARI, AND ETCH-A-SKETCHES ARE ALL REALLY EXCLUSIVE TOPICS

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

shit, nabari should be but that aint fuckin stoppin you

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[gundog.livejournal.com]

cant lie tho, pretty impressive the way the topic was jumpin around

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[ihateyouetc]

SEE ABOVE.

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[ihateyouetc]

SORRY BUT GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT, OK? THIS GUY IS FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.