WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN WRITING HERE

[ihateyouetc]

OK SO FIRST OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WHO REPLIES TO THIS I'M GOING TO BAN

SECOND OFF, THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST "WITTY" RETORTS AND TALK ABOUT HOW "USELESS" THIS WHOLE FUCKING MEMO THING IS ALREADY BECAUSE "YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER ANYMORE, KARKAT" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO I INVITE YOU TO TAKE A BEAUTIFUL BAG OF HUMAN "FUCK OFF" AND PUT IT IN YOUR "TEA CUP" SO THAT IT MAY FOMENT AND YOU MAY "DRINK IT" LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING "COOL AID" IN THAT HUMAN TOWN I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T EVEN "COOL AID" IT WAS MORE LIKE FLAVOR ASSISTANCE? WHATEVER. THE PLACE WAS CALLED SOMETHING LIKE JOHN'S TOWN???? MAYBE??????

IF IT'S RIGHT NO FUCKING WONDER EVERYONE THERE WAS AN IDIOT AND DRANK IT

ANYWAY, THIS MEMO ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THAT THEN FUCK OFF.

THIRDLY, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY I CAN GET TO THE POINT.

FOURTHLY, BEFORE I GET TO THE MAIN POINT, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING ERIDAN? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOT "SAPS" AS IN "SAP THAT FALLS FROM HUMAN TREES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FALL AT ALL BECAUSE IT MOVES IN SLOW MOTION LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE'S BRAIN MUST BE WORKING TO EVEN ENCOURAGE THAT GUY A LITTLE." I'LL EVEN MAKE AN ACRONYM FOR IT! S. A. P. S.: SUCH ATROCIOUS PERPETUAL STUPIDITY.

SERIOUSLY, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THAT SHITHEAD.

OK FIFTHLY, MAIN POINT: WHAT THE FUCK. DISCUSS.

BY DISCUSS I MEAN ME, NOT YOU SO SHUT UP. AND ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME SHIT FOR THIS SAYING "YOU KNOW PCG/FCG HAS NO RELEVANCE HERE RIGHT."

OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. BACK TO THE POINT: DISCUSS.

(ME. NOT YOU.)

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

Sort of a small island to be stuck on with enemies who you're not caliginous or ashen with. You might want to reconsider.

[squidissension]

im not apologizin to a fuckin rainbowwguzzlin slag who killed me besides shes not evven here

[allons_y_alonso]

Your call.

[squidissension]

she should apologize to ME not just for the murderin me part but she turned kar against me the quadrant crippled bitch

[allons_y_alonso]

It's generally considered bad form to speak ill of the dead.

[squidissension]

if shes DEAD then shes fuckin undead since after i killed her she got up and killed me right back and since youre fuckin foreign ill clarify howw much that doesnt fuckin occur evveryday

[ihateyouetc]

YOU KEEP ON ABOUT THIS

YOU *REALLY* WANT ME TO BELIEVE SHE TURNED INTO A RAINBOW DRINKER

[squidissension]

if i wwas fuckin lyin dont you think i couldvve picked some shit that sounded LESS like magic

[ihateyouetc]

YEAH, ACTUALLY...

THAT IS A PRETTY FUCKING STUPID EXCUSE FOR YOU, BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED YOU FROM FUCKING STUPID EXCUSES BEFORE.

[squidissension]

like WWHAT

[ihateyouetc]

DUDE

[ihateyouetc]

NO

[ihateyouetc]

JUST WHAT THE FUCK

[ihateyouetc]

SERIOUSLY HOW ARE YOU SO STUPID

[ihateyouetc]

SHE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO "TURN ME" AGAINST YOU. YOU KILLING HER IS WHAT FUCKING DID IT. YOU KNOW, THE DIRECT FUCKING CONSEQUENCE OF YOUR ACTIONS???? THEN THERE'S FEFERI AND SOLLUX. I'M NOT EXACTLY "TICKLED" A "PALE VERSION OF FUCHSIA" LIKE A HUMAN BABY ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO THEM.

[ihateyouetc]

IT DOESN'T FUCKING HELP YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HER LIKE THAT EITHER, ASSHOLE.

[squidissension]

fefs here but she wwont talk to me

[allons_y_alonso]

Tried apologizing to her yet? Apologizing to girls is generally a pretty good idea at the start of conversations, I've always found.

[squidissension]

sorry i killed you wwhen you ran at me with a fuckin trident after i wwiped the floor wwith your neww boyfriend sounds kinda shalloww

[allons_y_alonso]

You're not... very used to making apologies, are you?

[squidissension]

i used to try to wwith fef

[allons_y_alonso]

Doesn't sound like it went too well.

[squidissension]

its her fuckin fault

[allons_y_alonso]

That makes it all the more important to apologize, sometimes.