thoughtformed | WHAT THE FUCK AM I EVEN WRITING HERE

OK SO FIRST OFF ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF WHO REPLIES TO THIS I'M GOING TO BAN

SECOND OFF, THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAN MAKE THE MOST "WITTY" RETORTS AND TALK ABOUT HOW "USELESS" THIS WHOLE FUCKING MEMO THING IS ALREADY BECAUSE "YOU'RE NOT THE LEADER ANYMORE, KARKAT" OR WHATEVER THE FUCK STUPID SHIT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY, SO I INVITE YOU TO TAKE A BEAUTIFUL BAG OF HUMAN "FUCK OFF" AND PUT IT IN YOUR "TEA CUP" SO THAT IT MAY FOMENT AND YOU MAY "DRINK IT" LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING "COOL AID" IN THAT HUMAN TOWN I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT

BUT I GUESS IT WASN'T EVEN "COOL AID" IT WAS MORE LIKE FLAVOR ASSISTANCE? WHATEVER. THE PLACE WAS CALLED SOMETHING LIKE JOHN'S TOWN???? MAYBE??????

IF IT'S RIGHT NO FUCKING WONDER EVERYONE THERE WAS AN IDIOT AND DRANK IT

ANYWAY, THIS MEMO ISN'T ABOUT ANY OF THAT SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ALL OF THAT THEN FUCK OFF.

THIRDLY, NOW THAT THAT'S OUT OF THE WAY I CAN GET TO THE POINT.

FOURTHLY, BEFORE I GET TO THE MAIN POINT, WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE ENCOURAGING ERIDAN? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOT "SAPS" AS IN "SAP THAT FALLS FROM HUMAN TREES, EXCEPT IT DOESN'T FALL AT ALL BECAUSE IT MOVES IN SLOW MOTION LIKE THE WAY EVERYONE'S BRAIN MUST BE WORKING TO EVEN ENCOURAGE THAT GUY A LITTLE." I'LL EVEN MAKE AN ACRONYM FOR IT! S. A. P. S.: SUCH ATROCIOUS PERPETUAL STUPIDITY.

SERIOUSLY, STOP FUCKING TALKING TO THAT SHITHEAD.

OK FIFTHLY, MAIN POINT: WHAT THE FUCK. DISCUSS.

BY DISCUSS I MEAN ME, NOT YOU SO SHUT UP. AND ANYONE WHO IS GOING TO GIVE ME SHIT FOR THIS SAYING "YOU KNOW PCG/FCG HAS NO RELEVANCE HERE RIGHT."

OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW THAT. THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP. BACK TO THE POINT: DISCUSS.

(ME. NOT YOU.)

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OK, I'LL HUMOR THIS EVEN IF I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO. WHAT THE FUCK MIGHT YOU HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY.

COME ON, TELL ME. I'M INTERESTED IN HEARING THIS.

just strait up kill sol i basically get the blame for it anywway

FUCK YOU FOR THAT.

not talk to anyone just check the computer and troll the humans

YEAH. YOU SHOULD'VE JUST FUCKING LISTENED TO ME.

see gam wwent crazy and savve nep

LOOK, I HATE SAYING THIS ALMOST-SUPPORTIVE SHIT TO YOU BUT THAT ONE'S OUT OF YOUR CONTROL. YOU CAN'T HELP THAT. NONE OF US SAW GAMZEE GO SHITHIVE.

yeah i could the wwandkind wwould make mincemeat out of that asshole i couldvve savved evverybody

i savved nep once wwe shouldvve figured shed need savvin a trillion time more cant alwways count on eq for that

fuckin cat shipper girl needs all the help she can get thats all it is

OH MY GOD YOU COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE FUCKING HIPSTER DOUCHE

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING YOU SAY EVEN IF IT'S ACTUALLY MAYBE TWO DEGREES OF A POSITIVE SENTIMENT

wwhoa wwait if youre the one shes got red feelins for howw come im the douche wwhen i say id savve here instead

BECAUSE YOU KEEP CALLING HER "CAT SHIPPER GIRL" INSTEAD OF USING HER NAME LIKE THAT'S A COMPLETELY COOL AND SENSITIVE WAY OF REFERRING TO SOMEONE WHO IS FUCKING DEAD.

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squidissension - 2011-05-08 21:35 (UTC) - Expand

ihateyouetc - 2011-05-08 22:14 (UTC) - Expand

let fef fuckin run me through wwith a goddamn trident and then fuckin bleed to death wwhile you assholes spit in my eye

OK NOW YOU'RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME. THIS ISN'T EVEN IN ANY KIND OF CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER AT THIS POINT. AND NOBODY WOULD EVEN BOTHER SPITTING IN YOUR EYE, FUCKASS. AT THE MOST YOU'D PROBABLY JUST GET BURIED BENEATH THE HORN PILE.

theyre SEPARATE fuckin evvents and paths i couldvve chosen to take fuckwwit i put a lot of fuckin thought in this

OH BECAUSE THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING WAS A CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE GAME WITH PROMPTS AND OPTIONS

i fuckin wwish

skip goin to the core and fight vvri

THAT'S FINE.

go wwith kan and the matriorb come back and evveryone is dead stop gam wwith her

OK, THIS ONE SOUNDS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS BUT I GUESS OK SINCE EVERYONE IS PROBABLY DEAD BECAUSE GAMZEE KILLED THEM THIS TIME.

stay in the recuperacoon

YOU MEAN STAY IN THE RECUPERACOON INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKING SHITTY TRAITOROUS IDEA RIGHT.

instead of doin anythin the game anythin yeah