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[upstartcrow]

Listen up
If you see any adult sized grey skinned assholes with teeth like a hammerheads nightmare and Day Glo horns
Get the fuck out of there
Especially if you think you might be one of those people who mysteriously woke up as a tiny baby
The grey skinned alien assholes eat babies
Pretty sure they eat their own babies if they dont make the asshole cut
Also
If youre one of those grey skinned assholes
Im going to find you
And youre going to die
Strider out

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

yah hes an idiot but
hes not gonan be scared by soem random
just step off

[ex_nerf940]

I take it you are most familiar with his 8ackground and ha8its.

[fuckincakewake]

yah
im sorta his mom

[ex_nerf940]

I see. I can not say I am gr8ful you did not eat him.

[ Humor.

Would work well if Roxy was a troll. ]

NOT TO SELF; DONT REPLY TO TAGS WHEN YOU ARE ACTUALLY THAT DRUNK retagging now

[fuckincakewake]

i obvsviously didnt for a reason tho so thats not an invitation to u to like
resume by baby eating duties

you go jackie coco

[ex_nerf940]

How atrocious, 8y far. I had no plans to resume anything of the sort.

[fuckincakewake]

are u gonan make trouble
i mean i get ur trolls
sorta how u roll
but i mean specificlly w him

[ex_nerf940]

It is near impossi8le to escape trou8le as is. I presume the clash of two species will reside in a majority of negative effects. My conclusion is not impro8a8le.

[fuckincakewake]

can u not
like as a favor or soemthing
id rather not see peopl i like get culled todat
*tday
*now

[upstartcrow]

Wouldnt you sort of be my niece

[fuckincakewake]

look i dont keep track of tihs shit
its one of them

[upstartcrow]

Im just saying
Youre a little young
Youre doing good with Rose but take it easy ok

[fuckincakewake]

oh and im fucking up with dirk is that waht ur saying

[upstartcrow]

What no
Jesus
Its just surprising considering Rose
I never wouldve guessed shedve been such a happy kid

[fuckincakewake]

why the heck wouldny she be
was i taht bad of a mom

[upstartcrow]

Princess
Pretty sure neither Rose nor I had any kind of mom

[fuckincakewake]

im not drunk enough for this
can u giev the kids a bath

[upstartcrow]

If you trust me
Sure how hard can it be

[fuckincakewake]

dont drown thhm

[upstartcrow]

Dont drink too much

[fuckincakewake]

thats like askign u not to do anything stupid

[upstartcrow]

Damn
Im going to need some analgesics for that burn
But really I think it makes them uncomfortable

[fuckincakewake]

theyre babies
tehy dont even know what drinking is

[upstartcrow]

Rose seems pretty aware

[fuckincakewake]

UR rose is the one who left me a lifestime supy of booze
so complain to her