ihateyouetc: ♋ dungenessmaster@LJ (JESUS GOD)
carcinoGeneticist ([personal profile] ihateyouetc) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2012-08-23 12:50 am

BASED ON A TRUE STORY. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

OK, I DON'T EXPECT ANYONE HERE TO HAVE ANY STUPID ASSHOLE'S BLUE CLUE OR ANYTHING EVEN VAGUELY COMPARING TO AN ANSWER AS TO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OVER THE LAST STRETCH OF MISERABLE HUMAN DAYS.
IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN WANT AN EXPLANATION!
I'VE GIVEN UP ON EXPECTING ANYTHING EQUIVALENT TO A REASONABLE ANSWER.
I DO NOT HAVE ONE SOLITARY GOD-FEARING EXPLETIVE TO SCREAM TO THE SKY. I WILL NOT SET IT FREE TO ECHO INTO SPACE AND SHAKE THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE WHERE IT MIGHT GO ON TO HERALD THE COMING OF A NEW RAGE HOTTER AND MORE POTENT THAN ANY OTHER FORCE OF SHEER ANIMOSITY BEFORE IT.
ACTUALLY, SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT!
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS PLACE.
THE QUESTION I HAVE IS A SIMPLE ONE.
IT DOES NOT ASK MUCH.
IT IS MEEK. IT IS HUMBLE.
WHAT IT WONDERS IS SANE AND WITHIN REASON.
WHAT IT WONDERS IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE EASY TO PROVIDE.
WHAT IT WONDERS IS: WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY FUCK DID I WAKE UP TO
AND WHY DID ANYONE THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA???
I MEAN SERIOUSLY?????
BUT I GUESS I HAVE TO HAND IT TO SOME OF YOU!
JOHN, THAT WAS AMAZING!
YOU DIDN'T BITE IT LIKE AN EMACIATED HUMAN DOG LUNGING FOR A HANDOUT.
I KNOW HOW HARD THAT HAD TO BE FOR YOU, SO REALLY, GREAT JOB!
LALONDE (PSA: THE PURPLE ONE; PINK ONE NEED NOT REPLY) I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
EVEN IF I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I AM PRETTY SURE THAT WAS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

/!\ ATTENTION /!\

/!\ STRIDER OF THE RED DOUCHE PERSUASION /!\

/!\ THIS PART IS ABOUT YOU! /!\

/!\ PLEASE, WILL DAVE STRIDER CTRL+F HIS NAME AND TAKE A LOOK AT THIS PART? /!\

/!\ THANKS! /!\

BLUE MAGNUM????
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????????
WHO WOULD THINK TO SAY THAT EVEN AS A JOKE.
DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND BECOME A PARTICIPANT IN A FREAK FOSSIL FUEL FIGHT ACCIDENT.

/!\ OK, NOW YOU CAN FUCK OFF /!\

NOT THAT I REMEMBER.
I'VE JUST BEEN BROWSING THROUGH THESE MEMOS WITH MONUMENTAL MORTIFICATION, BUT THAT TIME IS COMING TO a*** CLOSE.
I'M GOING TO STOP EXPENDING MY ENERGY ON READING THESE AND TRYING TO PIECE TOGETHER WHAT THE SHIT. INSTEAD, I'M GOING TO PUT ALL MY "STRENGTH" TOWARD A MORE NOBLE PURSUIT, SUCH AS SMASHING MY CRANIAL SHELL AGAINST THE WALL IN MY COMPARTMENTHIVE BLOCK IN RAPID SUCCESSION, TRYING TO ACCUMULATE ENOUGH MENTAL DAMAGES TO EITHER COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGET THE RIDICULOUS "PICTURES" AND EVERYTHING ELSE I WAS UNLUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE AFTER EMERGING FROM A PILE OF LIMBS SO CAREFULLY PLACED SO AS TO TRAP SOMEONE INSIDE THEM THAT IT WAS ALMOST LIKE I WAS INTRODUCED TO A SOFTER, KINDER, EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING VERSION OF ERIDAN'S SHITTY WAND PILE OR I JUST FLAT-OUT BREAK THROUGH THE WALL WITH SUCH GUSTO I MIGHT AS WELL GO PUT ON A BLACK "TANK" TOP, TAKE A BRIEF BREAK TO ROLL IN THE ABLUTION TRAP, AND COME BACK TO STAND IN FRONT OF THE HOLE I JUST MADE WHILE PRETENDING I'M DRENCHED IN SWEAT AS I DRIP A PUDDLE OF SHAME TO STAND IN WHILE SLOWLY TURNING MY HEAD TO MY TERMINALLY RETARDED HIVEMATE AND ASK HIM FOR A TOWEL.
WHICH ONE WILL IT BE???
I DON'T KNOW! PRETTY FUCKING PROMISING CHOICES THERE.
I GUESS WE'LL SEE WHICH ONE COMES FIRST!
PLACE YOUR BETS.
AUGH
WHATEVER
FUCK THIS.



OH SHIT EDIT
*** LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER OF HUMILIATION.
THANKS FOR POINTING IT OUT, ASSHOLE.
callbacks: (i said no)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-08-31 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
whoever that was
and whatever he did
since i dont remember jack shit
is this what having a drunk blackout is like because seriously i lost like two weeks of my life and my mouth tastes like ass
and my head feels like ive been standing there talking to you for ten minutes
but anyway
he wasnt future me
anymore than carekat was future you
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i guess
one of yous a sweet and delicate rare alternian flower who could never hurt a fly even if he wanted to
and then the others a badass fucking renegade
who doesnt afraid of death
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
you know im actually trying to picture you murdering anything in any kind of blood
like im really going all out suspension of disbelief
ask me if i believe in fairies right now and ill be your one man applause station
well
ok given aradia thats not the best example but ive got the whole grid on lockdown trying to develop this image
hold on im going to need a visual aid
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
golly gee karkat
that all sounds like you were being basically completely fucking awesome to me
callbacks: SPOOKSIE (get off me)

[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
dont worry
ive got a contingency plan for the day john snaps
sure hes a mild mannered tool by day
but when the moon is in the seventh house
he becomes the hammer
and were all heads to be nailed
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
look
there was that one time rose went grimdark
all woebegoth weeprage and garbling in tongues and shit
so trolls dont have the monopoly on batshit insane ok im pretty sure i get it
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-04 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
im critiquing your objective awesomeness levels ok
not your leadership skills
or your ability to lead a herd of ravenous backstabbing murder psychos
which by definition is not very awesome

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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
youre right though i shouldve used grey text
i dont know what came over me
here let me fix it
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
thank
you fill the cockles of my heart with warm butter and clam sauce
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
do you mean the white text dude that like
only talks to rose
and other impressionable school age girls
he talked to you?
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[personal profile] callbacks 2012-09-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
karkat is there something you want to tell us

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worse and worse and worse

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