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[ Being forced to answer this post and admit something she'd rather not have has left Vriska pretty peeved. She is not down with your shit, New Moore, and she is going to take her revenge. ]

What's a secret you've 8een just dying to tell someone a8out 8ut couldn't? Now's your chance! Let it all out. We're all 8eing forced into this anyway!

[ She is hoping others will be snagged like she was and forced into answering.

And it will end well if they are. ]

(ooc; Feel free to thread jack the hell out of this post if you want to leap on someone saying something shocking! GO NUTS. Interested parties are also EXTREMELY FREE to go leap on Vriska and Sherlock's thread with their own comments.

regarding the post edit: Vriska will have made good on her word and locked the post to private. Private, however, only to those who have already seen it, so no one else can stumble into it. However, if you still want to tag in, feel free! We'll all just say it came in before she locked the post. Carry on with your life ruining.)

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i can't spew anything out of my blowhole right now.
everything i am saying is 100% true.
i know karkat really well, he doesn't like when people kill his friends.
which is pretty normal, if you ask me.
except sometimes he forgives them?
actually, all the time.
he would probably find a reason to forgive you too if you killed anyone.
i'm not saying that you should go do it!!!
he would be really upset and i don't think you want to do that. right?
plus he has a thing about me dying, it's weird.

A thing?

[ just

butting into this conversation over and over don't mind her ]

yeah, it's kind of complicated to explain.
sometimes we all end up as alternate versions of ourselves.
the first time, i died. apparently it was pretty bad.
karkat still brings it up a lot.
if you ever hear him screaming about how i brought a pie to a murder scene, that's what that is all about.
the second time i was the doomed and dead guy!
the one you dated, except it must have been way before that happened because i didn't remember that at all.
anyway, after that he told me not to die again, so i haven't and i don't plan to.
i sort of get it.
we don't really know if god tier immortality works the same way here.
and no one should have to die, so... yeah. i guess it's not that weird after all.

Wow.
I guess I can't 8lame him. How many times have you actually 8it the dust????????
What do you mean 8y sometimes, anyway? How often does this happen? The altern8s thing, not the dying thing.

i don't keep track!
and i never know whether i should technically count the doomed timeline or not.
it really hasn't happened that many times, karkat and the daves just like to freak out about it.

oh man.
that's happened three times since i got here, i think.
nothing happened to me the third time, but dave was old and didn't remember me or sburb, so it was actually shittier than it would have been if i did become some other john.

It doesn't seem like such a 8ig deal to me, personally.
I mean, you're still here, right?
That's pretty much what's important.
8ut I can totally see him freaking out a8out it a 8unch of times. He is 8asically the reigning king of flipping his shit.
I wouldn't really know a8out Dave, though!
I guess that's what 8est friends are for?

Anyway, all that altern8 stuff is pretty weird.
I guess it's sort of inevita8le that I'll run into it at some point! ::::\
I am getting real sick of all this 8ullshit, John.

i think that's what knights of time are for.
it's kind of their deal.
sorry about all the bullshit, there really is a lot of it and it kind of never ends.
if it helps, you get used to it pretty fast.

It's not something I really want to get used to!

a thing

[ dude don't tell her shouty's gone a thing for you ]

Edited 2013-01-13 00:23 (UTC)

see above!

fin ok blue buoy
ill try not to fork you

oh shit, that actually worked.
heheheh.
thanks!

dude you are so weird

i know.

so like
karkat
you are tight with him and shit right
so
anymore yknow advice

nope!
that's all the advice i've got.
i am fresh out of advice.
hang a "sold out" sign on my advice store because it's empty.

why do i get this feelin youd say the exact same thing even if magic truth shit werent goin on
you humans are so freakin weird

probably because i don't really lie much anyway.
only when i'm pranking someone.
one time my friend souji and i got karkat to believe the human moon is made of cheese.
stuff like that.

seariously
shouty fell for that???
thats awesome

he is pretty dumb.

thats so cute
i mean
fuck
i wanted to say embarrassin or hilarious or somefin

whatever its cute as shit

sure.
mostly hilarious though!

hell yeah
so like you do these pranks on a regular basis
thats p cool
you might not be as huge a loser nerd as i thought

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