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[ Being forced to answer this post and admit something she'd rather not have has left Vriska pretty peeved. She is not down with your shit, New Moore, and she is going to take her revenge. ]

What's a secret you've 8een just dying to tell someone a8out 8ut couldn't? Now's your chance! Let it all out. We're all 8eing forced into this anyway!

[ She is hoping others will be snagged like she was and forced into answering.

And it will end well if they are. ]

(ooc; Feel free to thread jack the hell out of this post if you want to leap on someone saying something shocking! GO NUTS. Interested parties are also EXTREMELY FREE to go leap on Vriska and Sherlock's thread with their own comments.

regarding the post edit: Vriska will have made good on her word and locked the post to private. Private, however, only to those who have already seen it, so no one else can stumble into it. However, if you still want to tag in, feel free! We'll all just say it came in before she locked the post. Carry on with your life ruining.)

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NO WAY. I'M NOT DOING THAT. ESPECIALLY NOT NOW.
THE REASON I'M NOT DOING THAT IS BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING THAT.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STAY AWAKE.
I HAVE A LOT TO READ SO THAT PART'S FINE.
LIKE IT'S A LOT. THESE GUYS MUST HAVE BEEN BORED AS FUCK.

no, he's awesome.
whatever, that's nice that he sent you reading material.
are they trashy pulp novels?
he seems like the kind of dude who would like those.
dude-glasses.

NO BUT SOME OF THE STUFF IN HERE IS KINDA SUSPECT ALREADY.
SO FAR THE SPECULATION IS MOSTLY ACCURATE BUT SOME OF IT IS SO COMPLETELY OUT THERE I THINK THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE.
LIKE "HEY, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYTHING WAS LIKE IN THIS AREA, SO WE'RE JUST GONNA MAKE SHIT UP."
WHICH IS COOL I GUESS. THEY WERE TRYING TO BE THOROUGH BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE TROLLS TO OBSERVE.
THEY JUST HAD THE CONDESCE. OVERALL THEY DID A PRETTY GREAT JOB OF COVERING EVERYTHING.
THEY EVEN HAD A FUNCTIONAL UNDERSTANDING OF THE HEMOSPECTRUM AND QUADRANTS WITHOUT ME HAVING TO PROVIDE ANY OF THAT INFORMATION.

OH YEAH.
I FORGOT TO SAY WHAT THEY ARE.
THEY'RE THINGS HE WROTE ALONG WITH DAVE'S ADOLESCENT HUMAN MALE LUSUS.
IT'S INTERESTING. HUMAN CULTURE GOT SO MESSED UP.
FASCINATING ACTUALLY IN A MORBID KIND OF WAY.
EVERYTHING WAS COMPLETELY AWFUL.
HUMANS REALLY DON'T ADAPT WELL TO TROLL SOCIETY.

oh shit.
he and dirk were writing about the earth after the scratch?
that's pretty badass.
i mean, i don't actually care about it.
i would never read it because i think part of it would just make me sad, and also it sounds kinda boring.
but it's cool that they were doing that!
and cool that he gave it to you because it sounds like the kind of bs you would be interested in.
that wasn't supposed to sound as jerkish as it did.

hey, look, i'm going to come over. ok?
i don't want to talk about anything.
i am so sick of talking.
you read the stuff hal sent you and i'm going to play something dumb on my gameboy until i fall asleep for real and not because of rage.
ragesleep sucks.
why does that even happen?
that is literally the stupidest thing that has ever happened to me, and that's saying a lot.
and it keeps happening!
no one warned me about the ragesleeps.
anyway, yeah.

YEAH, I DIDN'T PLAN ON SAYING ANYTHING ELSE TO YOU ABOUT IT.
ANYWAY, NO BIG DEAL. YOU CAN BE AS MUCH OF A JERK AS YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO APPRECIATE INTERESTING WORK LIKE THIS AND THAT DOESN'T CHANGE COLD HARD FACTS.
THE COLD HARD FACT HERE BEING: THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF BORING.
NOT ONLY THAT BUT BOTH OF THEM ACTUALLY REFER TO INDIVIDUALS PARTICIPATING IN A "MOIRALLEGIANCE" AS "MOIRAILS" AND NOT "MONORAILS"
SO TWO ASSHOLES IN A POST-HUMAN WORLD GET IT RIGHT WHEN THE ONLY TROLL THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IS THE CONDESCE
ONE THEY PROBABLY HAVEN'T TALKED TO.
COMPARE AND CONTRAST THAT WITH YOU AND DAVE.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!

AND SURE, I DON'T MIND.
I HAVEN'T HEARD NATHAN FOR A WHILE SO HE'S PROBABLY OUT DOING SOMETHING ELSE OR LAYING IN THE FORE BLOCK OR LIVE BLOCK OR WHATEVER HUMANS CALL IT CALLED BLITZED OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND.
WHO KNOWS EVEN KNOWS. I HAVEN'T CHECKED.
HE KEEPS SAYING NICE THINGS AND IT'S KIND OF WEIRDING ME OUT.
AND I KNOW YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY WANT ME TO ANSWER THIS BUT
DUDE, I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW THAT WORKS.
WHEN I GET THAT PISSED I JUST WAKE UP.
THE MOST PLAUSIBLE EXPLANATION IS YOU'RE BROKEN
END OF STORY.

HAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT
SO I COULD ARGUE A PLAUSIBLE CASE FOR THAT.

ok, i can't honestly say that dave knows the difference between a monorail and a moirail, but i totally do.
and you know that!
there's just no reason to not joke about it unless it comes up seriously like that one time.

haha, stfu.
i don't know how it works either but i am not broken.
needing to be angry to stay awake?
that sounds pretty broken to me!

OK OK NO
I GET IT
I'LL STOP GIVING YOU SHIT FOR THAT
BUT WHY WOULD YOU BRING IT UP RIGHT NOW.
NOT THAT I MIND.
IT'S JUST EVEN THOUGH RIGHT NOW IT SEEMS RELEVANT
YOU RUN THE RISK OF JUMPING THROUGH A SEEMINGLY-INNOCUOUS GATE TO ANOTHER CONVERSATION OF A SIMILAR VALUE BUT MORE PERSONAL IN NATURE
YOU KNOW THE KIND OF TOPIC WHERE THAT STUFF IS DISCUSSED
WHICH THIS TOPIC IS NOT
SO I'M MOVING ON SINCE YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT OF THAT WHOLE ANGER THING ANYWAY.

SEE, THE ANGER JUST REINVIGORATES YOU
BASICALLY REFRESHES YOUR ORIGINAL POSITION ON "FUCK THIS GUY, HE'S A DOUCHE" AND GIVES YOU THE ENERGY TO PURSUE IT TO THE FULLEST EXTENT NECESSARY
BUT IT'S NOT ACTUALLY NECESSARY TO STAY AWAKE
ALTHOUGH IN THEORY IF MOST PEOPLE CHANNELED THEIR RAGE I BET THEY COULD USE IT FOR THAT PURPOSE?
I MEAN I DID IT WHEN I WAS GETTING TOO TIRED TO STAY AWAKE ANYMORE.
IT'S PRETTY EASY
BUT THE POINT IS PASSING THE FUCK OUT NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE LIKE YOU'RE HIT WITH A FREAK FIT OF NARCOLEPSY BROUGHT ON BY THE FACT FURY DOESN'T PROCESS PROPERLY IN YOUR BUSTED HUMAN THINK PAN ISN'T NORMAL.
JOHN, I NEED YOU TO FACE FACTS HERE.
THE FACTS ALL POINT TO ONE UNDENIABLE CONCLUSION: YOU ARE IRREPARABLY BROKEN.

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SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT EXCEPT KARKAT OK HE'S JUST REALLY EXCITED.

GOOD TO HAVE HOBBIES I GUESS.

wow hey i didn't forget about this cool beans

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ALLOW ME TO CONGRATULATE YOU FOR REMEMBERING BASIC THINGS.

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it sure is fun being semi dead to the world not that you'd know

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I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT'S LIKE IN ANY RESPECT.

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