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[lightmyfire]

A-alright I don't know who decided to take the joke this far but the crack about me being an insignificant character hasn't been relevant for at least four plot arcs! Come on! If this is just another weird virtual A-T training, I get it. It wouldn't be the first time I've woken up in some weird-ass place... but this full-immersion shit is really pushing it. Calling a guy fictional really isn't funny when... well, it's just not. Just because someone exists in a different reality or medium or... whatever. Doesn't mean they're not real...

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[fuckincakewake]

dibs

[lightmyfire]

What???

[fuckincakewake]

dun worry about it :3
so what do u do for fun
besides fuss on public networks about an existential crisis etc

[lightmyfire]

It wasn't an existential crisis, jeez.

I don't know. Go for runs, pretty normal stuff? Why?

[fuckincakewake]

hm well theres def been more boring dudes
and nothin nothing
just bein social w boys in my age group
not a crime
totes normal for teen development
u are a developed teen rite?

[lightmyfire]

Uuh I'm fifteen are you one of those internet perverts?!

[fuckincakewake]

uh rude im 16
is this how u talk to girls??
guess that answers the "do u have a gf" question lol

[lightmyfire]

W-who asks that kind of a question before you even ask a guy's name...

[existechialism]

Hmm.
Not really my type, despite being a skinny short-haired over-excitable blond.
Good luck.

[fuckincakewake]

lol hes not wearin short shorts and waving around phallic firearms
so ofc hes not ur type
overthinkin blond with a penchant for accessories hmmmmmmmmmmmmm whos type is that i wonder

[existechialism]

Striders are hot commodities.
Like the last cookie in the cookie jar. Everyone wants a bite.
Even more now that the market's down one Strider.

[fuckincakewake]

tbh u bein a gaymo doesnt change that we have a total mad set of striderz here
supply&demand tho
u cant hop off the Strider supply chain
esp since i know ur not datin anybody rn

[existechialism]

That's kind of the point.
Not dating anyone, I mean.

[fuckincakewake]

well
wait seriosuly ur off the market bc u arent datin
that makin all the kinda sense that doesnt
ur the one who told me 2 get out there and date
u could take ur own advice
uh if u wanted

[existechialism]

I don't.

[fuckincakewake]

oh is this 1 of those new strider vows of celibacy?

[callbacks]

[existechialism]

[shh bro]

[uneulogized]

You move fast.

[fuckincakewake]

hey i dont see no ring on my finger

[uneulogized]

I am going to take the positive spin on that because otherwise it wreaks of desperation.

[fuckincakewake]

got that rite
im practically oozin positivity

[uneulogized]

Gonna remind me what the positive spin is? I'm drawing a blank.

[fuckincakewake]

no ring
no commitments
i can date whoever the hell i want
(also this is only kisnda true i have a rin but its not 4 marryiage)

[uneulogized]

You can commit to something without being bound by holy matrimony.

What's your ring for, anyway?