happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

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thats the kind of genius thinking that got you elected executive in chief of the establishment
i vote we help him explore this fresh new marine territory every day until school starts again

[thneed]

I'm sure he'll love that. He can make aquatic friends.

[callbacks]

he can commune with his crabby brethren in their natural habitat

[thneed]

Can he actually speak crab?

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maybe the alternian dialect

[thneed]

Then they might not understand his accent.

[callbacks]

he has a way of making himself understood
largely outlined in the scream louder until things happen method

[thneed]

This can only end in claws pinching.

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karkat can get grabby

[thneed]

I was thinking the actual crabs but I guess him too.

[callbacks]

in a contest
the crabs would let go first

[ihateyouetc]

FUCK YOU
DON'T SPREAD SUCH LIES AND SLANDER.
THE ONLY TIME I'VE EVER GRABBED YOU IS WHEN YOU GRABBED ME FIRST.

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you tried to eat my cape

[ihateyouetc]

HELL NO.

[thneed]

What? Why not? Some of my oldest friends are fish.

[ihateyouetc]

HOW CAN YOU BE FRIENDS WITH FISH
FISH CAN'T EVEN TALK
THEY JUST LOOK AT YOU WITH THEIR UNFLINCHING GAZE ORBS AND GAPE AT YOU WITH AN EXPRESSION THAT INDICATES THEY'RE EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN THE MOST CONFUSED HUMAN DOG.

[thneed]

What? Nonsense. Fish can talk and hum and dance and play poker and function as overbearing moral compasses for children, Karkat.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT

[ihateyouetc]

OK HOLD ON
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR YOU THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOLLOWED BY A SERIES OF EQUALLY IMPORTANT QUESTIONS DEPENDING ON THE ANSWER YOU GIVE ME.

[ihateyouetc]

HAS GAMZEE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN MAKING PIZZA
LIKE... I DON'T HOW TO SAY THIS BUT...
YOU KNOW. STUFF THAT YOU SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IN "MIXED COMPANY"?
HELL, NOT EVEN "MIXED COMPANY."
JUST "SANE COMPANY" SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

[thneed]

What?
I don't think so? I think our last conversation might have been me asking why he keeps putting things in the vents.

What does this have to do with fish?

[ihateyouetc]

NO REAL REASON.
WHAT YOU SAID JUST SOUNDED ALMOST AS OUTLANDISH AND RIDICULOUS AS SOMETHING HE MIGHT SAY EXCEPT IT SOUNDED LIKE A REAL SENTENCE PEOPLE SAY INSTEAD OF A COCKTAIL OF POORLY CONSTRUCTED PHRASES ORBITING AROUND A DISTANT AND UNFOCUSED IDEA.
HAS HE TALKED TO YOU ABOUT CLOWNS.

[thneed]

Because it was a real sentence.
Um. No.

[ihateyouetc]

I'LL GIVE IT THAT IT HELD THE PRETENSE OF BEING A SENTENCE. IT EVEN TRICKED ME AT FIRST UNTIL I REALIZED IT WAS UTTER NONSENSE, LIKE BOOKS WHOSE STORIES ARE MADE UP THE WAY FAIRIES ARE. THERE'S JUST NO WAY THAT'S REAL.

[ihateyouetc]

OK GOOD.
LET ME KNOW IF HE STARTS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT STUFF, OK?