text; post-dated to after the event!!

[hypertoxic]

Pff.
That was a load of hoof8east shit if I ever heard one!
It doesn't really matter to me which reality is actually real. What's important is that I was 8usy! I had things to take care of. Important things! Save the universe from the 8ig 8ad sort of things.
Not that any of those humans seemed to care. ::::\
Then again, why should they? As far as they know, it's all fake.
Shows what they know!
So, hey! I'm going to take a wild guess and say there's pro8a8ly no easy way out of here.
I don't really have time to w8ste, but I'm not exactly 8eing given a choice!
Lame. How did they 8ring us here? I'm not 8uying all that crap a8out suddenly 8ecoming real or whatever.
Ugh.

Who or what else is here, anyway? I might as well know what I've 8een stuck with here!

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[reanimated]

Nathan, Nathan Young. I'm saddled with this loudmouth twat as a flatmate, you're a member of his weird friend harem, blah blah I know already.

[hypertoxic]

Uhhhhhhhh.
No?
How are you so certain a8out what you're saying, anyway?

[reanimated]

Cos I've lived with him for nearly two years and I'm used to this shite long-lost probably-dead friend parade by now. D'you ever wonder to yourself how such a cantankerous shithead has so many bloody friends? Cos I do every fucking day.

[hypertoxic]

........
Hahahaha.
I used to wonder that all the time!
8ecause he was pretty much always terri8le.
Still is, actually!
8ut that is why he was our leader.
You have to admit it's pretty fun to set him off, though. ::::)

[reanimated]

Yeah it's more or less all he's good for.

[hypertoxic]

He is occasionally good for some other things, like hugely fucking up and making an idiot out of himself.
You'd 8e surprised how important that is!